"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[wiseguy]

it's been worse...

awww.....I miss those days.

[ThatArtGuy]

No negatives - I want Ed and the boys to play for as long as possible. I don't piss on the parade. That's Sammy.

This is a celebration people. Let's enjoy the incredible ride - I have a feeling this is what we'll be telling our grandkids about. And how lucky are we to get to see the emergence of a groundbreaking, earth-shattering band not once, but twice? Unreal. You won't find a more positive person than me right now. Walking on fucking sunshine!

[Zing!]

Nice.

[SunisinuS]

Nice.

It's a time to feel good.

[JJtheVagPounder]

I want to take this time to apologize to my beloved Army.

I have had a few drinks and kind of got a hair in my ass.....so I went to the links to see how long it would take them to ban me. 9 posts. It was juvenile, I know, but I couldn't contain myself. I realize that the boys are above shit talking. I, however, am not.

[Yount]

Sammy wears a t-shirt when he goes swimming because of his man-boobs.

[Yount]

"I had a solo career before Van Halen. My fan base filtered through Van Halen with me and came right on out the other side with me."
- Sammy Hagar

"I had written lyrics to a song called The Silent Extreme, which Alex later renamed Humans Being."
- Sammy Hagar

"I looked at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and the boys up there thinking, I want to be that."
- Sammy Hagar

"I would like to enlighten people."
- Sammy Hagar

"In Van Halen there were moments, like in some of the ballads, I put my heart and soul into those records. Those lyrics when I sang 'em, I gave myself goosebumps."
- Sammy Hagar

"It's hard to say this about a guy like Eddie Van Halen, one of the greatest guitar players who ever lived, but he's really limited to a style and they're locked into it."
- Sammy Hagar

"We needed time off from each other after our last tour because there was a lot of personal stuff we had to take care of. Eddie needed hip replacement surgery. Al needed his back worked on. And I was going to have a baby."
- Sammy Hagar

[JJtheVagPounder]

Wow. They said I was going to be banned and yet I'm still going. I have not mentioned the Army at all. It may or may not be important, I just wanted to let you know. I have a drinking problem.

[Yount]

I have a drinking problem.

I used to have a drinking problem, but now I have enough money.

[JJtheVagPounder]

Ok, so it took 13 posts. They sure took their sweet time.

[DLR Bridge]

Ok, so it took 13 posts. They sure took their sweet time.

Keep at it JJ. I still crack up to myself thinking of your Facebook post. Job well done!

[sadaist]

I want to take this time to apologize to my beloved Army.

I have had a few drinks and kind of got a hair in my ass.....so I went to the links to see how long it would take them to ban me. 9 posts. It was juvenile, I know, but I couldn't contain myself. I realize that the boys are above shit talking. I, however, am not.

You know what? Fuck those guys. I know we are in some new album mind clouding happy fuzzy friendly time with them because they were part of Cafe Wha? & Henson Studios with us and everyone got along thick as thieves. And they are for the most part lavishing praise on the new album.

Still though. Fuck them. All the shit they've said about Dave over the years isn't erased so simply in my mind. Again, fuck them.

[Julius]

You know what? Fuck those guys. I know we are in some new album mind clouding happy fuzzy friendly time with them because they were part of Cafe Wha? & Henson Studios with us and everyone got along thick as thieves. And they are for the most part lavishing praise on the new album.

Still though. Fuck them. All the shit they've said about Dave over the years isn't erased so simply in my mind. Again, fuck them.

Right arm.

I've found that any posts critical of Brent and his lot have been promptly removed without explaination. Most notably my posts in the secret gig thread.

Whatever. Fuck that guy and the clown car he rode in.

[Julius]

Wow. They said I was going to be banned and yet I'm still going. I have not mentioned the Army at all. It may or may not be important, I just wanted to let you know. I have a drinking problem.

I have a working problem that interferes with my drinking job.

[conmee]

it's been worse...

Brethren and Sistren,

You have NO TASTE™©® whatsoever if you can't appreciate a grown man wearing a BEDAZZLED ONESIE™©®!!!!

That is all.

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