"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread
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Eddie Trunk is a Sammy sucker. My God this guy is so not metal. He's a grown up Stewart from Beavis & Butthead wearing his Winger shirt trying to hang out with the rockers to seem cool. The rockers were the tough guys, with the easy chicks, and good dope before school. Who wouldn't want to hang with them?
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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I will have to admit, I was a bit hard on the poor kid. It had to be scary as shit for Wolfie to replace a original member of the band who not only held the bottom end but was famous for his background vocals. Then you have anxious fans wanting to see the band because Dave was back in. Plus, expensive tickets. When people pay a few bucks to see you they might be more forgiving but when they pay big bucks and fanatically almost worship the band you are in, you better deliver the goods.
Wolf could have ran off and cried to mommy but instead he put the effort in and came out this time so much better. He put in hours and hours of work to get it right. Clearly he likes what he's doing.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Eddie Trunk is a Sammy sucker. My God this guy is so not metal. He's a grown up Stewart from Beavis & Butthead wearing his Winger shirt trying to hang out with the rockers to seem cool. The rockers were the tough guys, with the easy chicks, and good dope before school. Who wouldn't want to hang with them?No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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And there wasnt one fan in that crowd voting for Hagar.....bwahahhahahahahhaaaa....Comment
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If Trunk had Dave in front of him he would be whistling a different tune me thinks. The only singer for Van Halen has and always will be DLR. I call the Hagar years an experiment. Sure they sold a lot of records but a lot of that was done on the legacy built by the original. I haven't listened to any of the Hagar records in years but I listen to the DLR records all the time cause they still sound fresh and they kick ass.Comment
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http://www.redrocker.com/redheads/us...-test-and-more
summary. "PLEASE GOD SHOW UP TO OUR SHOWS IN EUROPE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE..I BEG YOU"
also..this is fucking epic.
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Just saw Sam come out of the audience for Stump the Trunk and he ended out saying if he really wanted to stump him he
would have asked the bass players name for Van Halen.What a waste of fucking skin this guy is,he was wearing green
fucking Capris and flip-flops....him and Trunk can go fuck themselves!Comment
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It starts at the 32 minute mark and the song he tried to stump Trunk with is almost as pathetic as the shot at Wolf..
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Here's what TMS is.
It's full of geeks. There..I fucking said it. Could you see any of those guys go to a REAL VH show? No, most of these cats look like they fucking crawled out from a fucking dn'd club after school.
So of course they don't GET Van Halen, and prefer Van HAGAR.
REAL Van Halen is the perfect outside, drinking beer with your buds, while eating at a BBQ type of group. You never got that vibe with Van HAGAR.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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