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"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread
More idiocy from Sambo in the latest Metal Hammer issue; "I have had so many fans, couples, guys offering me his old lady, right in front of her, saying 'Dude, do you want to fuck my wife?' I couldn't do that, it's so fucking weird and it's happened so many times."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No wonder "Inbred Jed" from Newfieland loves Spambot!!!
UH Huhhuh huhuHU huhu uhH h uhu H huuhhuhu h......."FUCK my wife...Please!"
Apparently, it's one of the lines from the "Different Devil" single. The term "lyrical felony" was used by a Blabbermouth poster describing the song, and that pretty much sums it up.
Never noticed the line when I listened to it for the first time yesterday. What stood out was what and incredibly unoriginal thoughtless derivative of work it is, it's from the same school as 'Up for breakfast' or whatever. If they were new artists they wouldn't have got a record deal.
I've never liked Hagar's singing, lyrics, personality or schtick but I did think back in the day in Van Hagar that he was able to cobble together little pop hook choruses for housewives. Now I wonder if those were coming from elsewhere. I'm no fan of 5150 but it was the most successful Hagar album by some distance. I bet the Foreigner guy fixed a lot of that stuff for him...
More idiocy from Sambo in the latest Metal Hammer issue; "I have had so many fans, couples, guys offering me his old lady, right in front of her, saying 'Dude, do you want to fuck my wife?' I couldn't do that, it's so fucking weird and it's happened so many times."
But didn't Sam already fuck the guy & his wife both by charging them for tickets to his show?
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
I bet the Foreigner guy fixed a lot of that stuff for him...
HAHA!
Foreigner guy interviewed - asked about VAN HALEN
Sammy interviewed - asked about VAN HALEN
Extreme guy interviewed - asked about VAN HALEN
Chili Peppers guy interviewed - asked about VAN HALEN
Dave Grohl interviewed - asked about VAN HALEN
Music reviewer interviewed - asked about VAN HALEN
TV Movie actress interviewed - asked about VAN HALEn
VAN HALEN finally interviewed -
asked about David Lee Roth
It's all about Dave
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
But didn't Sam already fuck the guy & his wife both by charging them for tickets to his show?
Whatever DID happen to the follow-up with Hagar claiming he'd never have to charge for his shows again? It was around 5-6 years ago, but it really isn't worth doing a search.
I DO enjoy regular Miller High Life. The Champagne of Beers? It's a little bit too fizzy - but if you open 2 bottles at a time, by the time you get to the 2nd the fizz has bubbled out to normal levels. Gives great burps & next morning snooze button farts. But it's damn cheap, works great, and doesn't leave me hungover.
Remember those old time aluminum cans with the top that peeled off? So many people would then drop the removed tab inside the can. I wonder how many people choked on 1 of those? I saw it happen once in a CHiPs episode....so I never did it.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
I DO enjoy regular Miller High Life. The Champagne of Beers? It's a little bit too fizzy - but if you open 2 bottles at a time, by the time you get to the 2nd the fizz has bubbled out to normal levels. Gives great burps & next morning snooze button farts. But it's damn cheap, works great, and doesn't leave me hungover.
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