"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[hambon4lif]

Poor Mike. Is any Chickenblander telling this guy to shut up?

With their singer running his mouth like a psychotic ex-girlfriend, there's got to be alot of facepalming going on in the Chickendick camp....

[guwapo_rocker]

"What they put up with each other is a testament to how much they hate Mike and I!"

There he goes, giving himself WAAAAAY too much credit again.

If they really gave a shit about you, and about hating YOU, they would just

drive up to your house and kick you fucking ass.

They don't care, that's the point.

That's what REALLY hurts, isn't it Sammy?

[hambon4lif]

If they really gave a shit about you, and about hating YOU, they would just

drive up to your house and kick you fucking ass.

I would totally enjoy watching that!

[Greenbuds]

Poor Mike. Is any Chickenblander telling this guy to shut up? There's a very good chance nobody has even thought about hin in the VH camp in five years. He' s got a good bland scam goin. He should ride that and shut up.

Mike will always be Sammy's stooge. I've said it before and will say again - anyone who gives a rat's ass about Mike Anthony is not a fan of DLR or Classic VH. He hates DLR and would replace Dave in a second with Spammy. From Ched's book, the foreward by MA:

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Before Sammy showed up, we were all pretty devastated. It looked like
the band had possibly come to the end after Roth left. When we’d first
signed with Warner Bros., friends in the business told us that five
years was a good life span for a rock group. We figured we may have
had our run. The label wasn’t very enthusiastic, either. They didn’t
even want us to continue to call the band Van Halen. Eddie and Al
didn’t know what to do. They tossed around names of singers and we did
have a couple of unknown guys come in and sing with us because we
thought that bringing in somebody already known would change the
dynamic of the band. That didn’t work, and nobody knew what to do
until Claudio Zampoli, Eddie’s car mechanic, suggested that he call
Sammy.

All of a sudden we’re taking it to a new level. Not only do we have
this guy who can really sing, but now we’ve got another guitar player,
too. It was something new, something different, and Eddie was really
into it. Sammy was the key. He was the guy who took us to a new,
higher plateau with Van Halen.

With Sammy, we had real melody. He was just a great all-around
musician. Eddie could say, “Hey, Sam, I got this idea,” and Sammy
could pick up a guitar and go, “Yes, but what about this?” That was
all new with us. We started to become a much more musical band.
With Sammy in the band, Van Halen went through the roof. The band
scored a string of number one multiplatinum albums. We ruled the arena
rock world and played before capacity crowds night after night for
more than ten years. We were the world champion hard-rock band and
Sammy took us there.

He is the most upbeat, positive guy in the world. He loves life. He
only happens to be a singer and play music, too. And another
thing—he’s no bullshitter. If Sammy says it happened, it did. There’s
nobody else anywhere like him. I don’t know how to put it. Sam is one
crazy motherfucker. But I mean that in only the best possible way.


- Michael Anthony

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[Catfish]

Mike will always be Sammy's stooge. I've said it before and will say again - anyone who gives a rat's ass about Mike Anthony is not a fan of DLR or Classic VH. He hates DLR and would replace Dave in a second with Spammy. From Ched's book, the foreward by MA:

-----

Before Sammy showed up, we were all pretty devastated. It looked like
the band had possibly come to the end after Roth left. When we’d first
signed with Warner Bros., friends in the business told us that five
years was a good life span for a rock group. We figured we may have
had our run. The label wasn’t very enthusiastic, either. They didn’t
even want us to continue to call the band Van Halen. Eddie and Al
didn’t know what to do. They tossed around names of singers and we did
have a couple of unknown guys come in and sing with us because we
thought that bringing in somebody already known would change the
dynamic of the band. That didn’t work, and nobody knew what to do
until Claudio Zampoli, Eddie’s car mechanic, suggested that he call
Sammy.

All of a sudden we’re taking it to a new level. Not only do we have
this guy who can really sing, but now we’ve got another guitar player,
too. It was something new, something different, and Eddie was really
into it. Sammy was the key. He was the guy who took us to a new,
higher plateau with Van Halen.

With Sammy, we had real melody. He was just a great all-around
musician. Eddie could say, “Hey, Sam, I got this idea,” and Sammy
could pick up a guitar and go, “Yes, but what about this?” That was
all new with us. We started to become a much more musical band.
With Sammy in the band, Van Halen went through the roof. The band
scored a string of number one multiplatinum albums. We ruled the arena
rock world and played before capacity crowds night after night for
more than ten years. We were the world champion hard-rock band and
Sammy took us there.

He is the most upbeat, positive guy in the world. He loves life. He
only happens to be a singer and play music, too. And another
thing—he’s no bullshitter. If Sammy says it happened, it did. There’s
nobody else anywhere like him. I don’t know how to put it. Sam is one
crazy motherfucker. But I mean that in only the best possible way.


- Michael Anthony

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This DISGUSTS ME. I now hate that fat fuck MA. What a Hagar ball washing homo!

And he's wrong: Hagar does NOT love his life. He HATES his life.

[guwapo_rocker]

"The world champion hard rock band"....snicker.

Ched rock band maybe.

Michael Anthony

[NIN1211]

Yeah Sammy's guitar playing was really needed for VH....Where's the plateau now Mikey? Spam can't fill a KFC...

[Catfish]

It’s so funny to read that. It’s not just that Spam thought he could improve on Eddie’s guitar playing by playing his own crap, it’s that when Ed played something for Spam, Spam would correct him, “what about this?” Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

[NIN1211]

"One Crazy Motherfucker" Yep Sam gives me the feeling he's capable of goin crazy at any minute...lol......perhaps that is why the aliens brought him back...too crazy for "Outta Space"...I have been ripping that clown like crazy of is facebook page...good fun

[hambon4lif]

.I have been ripping that clown like crazy of is facebook page...good fun

LOL! I was going to air-raid Eddie Trunks facebook page this morning until I saw his profile pic was of him and Sam thumbing through Playgirl magazines.

When I saw that, I figured cutting him down would be kinda redundant....

[BumBahDeeDah]

Uhhhhh......after reading Mike's foreplay, uh, foreword, forget the " Poor Mike" comment. Sick how Dave Roth is such s big part of their recent and current lives.

[sambo]

Mike will always be Sammy's stooge. I've said it before and will say again - anyone who gives a rat's ass about Mike Anthony is not a fan of DLR or Classic VH. He hates DLR and would replace Dave in a second with Spammy. From Ched's book, the foreward by MA:

-----

Before Sammy showed up, we were all pretty devastated. It looked like
the band had possibly come to the end after Roth left. When we’d first
signed with Warner Bros., friends in the business told us that five
years was a good life span for a rock group. We figured we may have
had our run. The label wasn’t very enthusiastic, either. They didn’t
even want us to continue to call the band Van Halen. Eddie and Al
didn’t know what to do. They tossed around names of singers and we did
have a couple of unknown guys come in and sing with us because we
thought that bringing in somebody already known would change the
dynamic of the band. That didn’t work, and nobody knew what to do
until Claudio Zampoli, Eddie’s car mechanic, suggested that he call
Sammy.

All of a sudden we’re taking it to a new level. Not only do we have
this guy who can really sing, but now we’ve got another guitar player,
too. It was something new, something different, and Eddie was really
into it. Sammy was the key. He was the guy who took us to a new,
higher plateau with Van Halen.

With Sammy, we had real melody. He was just a great all-around
musician. Eddie could say, “Hey, Sam, I got this idea,” and Sammy
could pick up a guitar and go, “Yes, but what about this?” That was
all new with us. We started to become a much more musical band.
With Sammy in the band, Van Halen went through the roof. The band
scored a string of number one multiplatinum albums. We ruled the arena
rock world and played before capacity crowds night after night for
more than ten years. We were the world champion hard-rock band and
Sammy took us there.

He is the most upbeat, positive guy in the world. He loves life. He
only happens to be a singer and play music, too. And another
thing—he’s no bullshitter. If Sammy says it happened, it did. There’s
nobody else anywhere like him. I don’t know how to put it. Sam is one
crazy motherfucker. But I mean that in only the best possible way.


- Michael Anthony

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[Yount]

and nobody knew what to do until Claudio Zampoli, Eddie’s car mechanic, suggested that he call Sammy.

Knowing Roth was leaving or about to leave Van Halen would have had many vocalists smelling big fat money.
Mike Anthony is jealous of talented people. When Hagar joined, Mikey Mouse finally had someone else in the band with no talent he could relate to.

[Yount]

He had some talent. Sad to see a band torn apart by jealousy and insecurity, and Hagar was no fix. He brought these two qualities in spades.


SAMMY: I have no idea what these guys went through with Dave as a singer in the band – but with me, I tell you, being a former guitarist, I can see a guitar riff that Edward has in a song or something, and maybe appreciate it a bit more than a guy who doesn't play guitar. So like maybe someone else would overlook a really great lick just because they weren't a guitarist and couldn't say, "Hey, that's a really great lick."

AS IF

[Nitro Express]

Excuse me Sam but Dave does play guitar. He's just smart enough to know when you have Eddie Fuckin Van Halen in your band you don't need to try and compete with him.