"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[Hardrock69]

Heh....I found a recent photo of Spamulus Flatulus

[Panamark]

He would be fucked if he couldnt talk about Van Halen.

Forever,

"The replacement singer that almost killed Van Halen"

[Nitro Express]

Dave inspires, Sammy depresses. "I need a job!" whine, cry, boo hoo, sniff. Are the aliens here yet?

[Panamark]

Why do I always feel the need to shit when I read what this fucker says ?

I just need a list of "Sammy media comments on Van Halen"
and I will be able to play "Pull my finger" with my son for hours !!!
May aswell put it to positive use .....

[kwame k]

Frankly, he's starting to remind me of the guy you date a few times, then decide it's not going to work. But he can't accept that. He constantly shows up outside your home, your job, school, etc. He will run into people you know and talk trash about how he can't stand you anyway, is glad you're not dating any longer and how awful you are. But he just cannot stop talking about you and trying to run into you.

So basically my ex-wife's male counterpart, so to speak

[IceCreamBlondie]

If there was ever a man who just needed to shut the fuck up... it's Hagar...

Well stated.
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BTW, is Cack Blabbath a real name?

[DavidLeeNatra]

so predictable...wonder that he didn't say how much better the stuff would have been with HIM...yeah Sam, whatever...

[Panamark]

Strange that he didnt mention his "invented" album sales.
Maybe someone finally showed him what they really were ?
Perhaps that info was included in the last Alian Firmware update (finally)

[KoolKamper]

No one here bought Van Halen records when Hagar was in the band?

[Sensible Shoes]

Not me!!!!! just that first debacle so I could learn they SUCKED!

[Jetstream]

I bought some just to hear Eddie, but I bought them fuckers used at a small record store so Sammy would not have no extra sales to his credit

[FORD]

I owned them all at one point or another, but 5150 was the only one I ever paid retail price for. And was sorry I did.

The Rolling Stones Dirty Work was released the exact same day. I've never been so disappointed by two great bands in one day before or since.

[Nitro Express]

I bought the cassette of 5150 and stuck it in the tape player in the car and the first thing I heard was "Hello Baybeee!" Then after hearing the childish lyrics of some horny guys hitting up a waitress I became ill and shit my pants.

[Nitro Express]

Why do I always feel the need to shit when I read what this fucker says ?

I just need a list of "Sammy media comments on Van Halen"
and I will be able to play "Pull my finger" with my son for hours !!!
May aswell put it to positive use .....

Ha! ha! I hadn't read your post until after I made the post above but yes, as I stated above, Sammy Hagar may make you let go of your bowels. I'm expecting to see a Cabo Wabo line of adult diapers coming out for the Sammy fans to wear.

[Sensible Shoes]

I, for one, will refuse to wear his adult diapers.