"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[TJMKID]

Since we are going to have one place for the Hagar bullshit I'd like to quote this excellent post by Adam at the VHND website.

http://www.vhnd.com/2011/04/26/qa-wi...r-joel-selvin/

This stuff should be etched in stone and placed in the RA Hall of Fame

[Unchainme]

I'm an idiot

WOW. shocking!

[Roth & Roll]

Dave:


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[dazzlindino]

Dave:


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his next song will be about shopping at home depot and bying a kitchen sink in time for breakfast....

[Fairwrning]

Dave:


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Possibly one of the greatest posts ever....

[Unchainme]

Hey, Dave wouldn't be against writing on a McDonalds wrapper

Can't find the iconic pic, but the best one ever in my book was Eddie and Dave walking back with cheeseburgers from Mickey D's.

[BITEYOASS]

"There goes Sammy bangin' on the door with a bottle of Tequila in one hand and his dick in the other." - Diamond Dave

I missed that infamous Sam & Dave tour, the one in which Dave packed the amphitheaters, while most of the audience evacuated the area once Hagar hit the stage?

Can't believed I missed that PWNAGE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Hey, Dave wouldn't be against writing on a McDonalds wrapper

Can't find the iconic pic, but the best one ever in my book was Eddie and Dave walking back with cheeseburgers from Mickey D's.

[BITEYOASS]

Hey, Dave wouldn't be against writing on a McDonalds wrapper

Can't find the iconic pic, but the best one ever in my book was Eddie and Dave walking back with cheeseburgers from Mickey D's.

Of course Dave & Ed ate McDonald's because that's all they could afford during the first tour. Spamster eats McDonald's because that's all he pigs out on.

[kwame k]

Hell, Dave still eats that shit.....there's a B&W photo of him peaking into a Mickey D's bag on the last tour.......

The difference is....Dave knows when to say when

[BITEYOASS]

Hell, Dave still eats that shit.....there's a B&W photo of him peaking into a Mickey D's bag on the last tour.......

The difference is....Dave knows when to say when

Reliving old times I guess.

[DONNIEP]

"There goes Sammy bangin' on the door with a bottle of Tequila in one hand and his dick in the other." - Diamond Dave

I missed that infamous Sam & Dave tour, but didn't Dave pack the amphitheaters while most of the audience evacuated the area once Hagar hit the stage?

Can't believed I missed that PWNAGE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

Man, you missed a great show! Dave opened up here in Charlotte and it was fucking ON from the time he hit the stage until he walked off! I split after Dave's set. Jesus, I still remember that hangover!

[kwame k]

Reliving old times I guess.

Keeping him humble, bro!

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

I've said this before here over the years, but I have never owned a Van Hagar album, cd, cassette etc. I have never owned anything with Sammy on it other than the 1996 greatest hits because of MWM and CGTSNM. I have not even heard about 75% of the Van Hagar material. I have not heard a single track on VHIII. Why, I can't stand Bette and I was so pissed at VH after the 1996 debacle that Cherone never stood a chance. I don't want to hear anything Van Halen except Dave because anything else aint Van Halen PERIOD!

[BITEYOASS]

Man, you missed a great show! Dave opened up here in Charlotte and it was fucking ON from the time he hit the stage until he walked off! I split after Dave's set. Jesus, I still remember that hangover!

Although I did see Diamond Dave play in Vegas back in July of 2001. The best part was when some asshole threw a bottle on the stage and Dave telling him a message from his girlfriend.