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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    The Woman With Two Vaginas

    A British woman who's become a celebrity in the U.K. because she was born with two fully formed vaginas may finally be able to cash in on her crotch ... TMZ has learned she's just been offered $1 MILLION to bone on camera.


    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    Looking forward to her contributions in the Human Centipede series...









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49567

      #3
      This would make a great Wrigley's Spearmint Gum commercial...

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      • BITEYOASS
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6530

        #4
        Wouldn't be difficult to have a DP with her! Now the other person won't shove it up her shitter.

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        • Mr Walker
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 2536

          #5
          The Woman With Two Vaginas aka Dave Hagar Fan

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          • hambon4lif
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2810

            #6
            I suppose it's a good idea to have a spare in case you blow the first one out. Not only that, but you'd have some side action without having to cheat.

            The down side would probably be that week of the month, where you'd want to stay twice as many miles away than usual.

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              #7
              Double Damn.:D
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • Sensible Shoes
                Full Member Status

                • Oct 2009
                • 4648

                #8
                Originally posted by hambon4lif
                The down side would probably be that week of the month, where you'd want to stay twice as many miles away than usual.
                Oh not really, what if the cycles weren't synced and you had two weeks a month!

                Oh dear.

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                • Diamondjimi
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2004
                  • 12086

                  #9
                  Thread of the week!
                  Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • Dan
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12194

                    #10
                    Alotta Fagina.
                    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                      Oh not really, what if the cycles weren't synced and you had two weeks a month!
                      Holy fucking nightmare...

                      leave it to the woman to ruin the holy grail of vaginas...two fucking periods!!!!

                      say it ain't so!!!
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                      • Guitar Shark
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7579

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hambon4lif
                        I suppose it's a good idea to have a spare in case you blow the first one out.
                        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                        • SunisinuS
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • May 2010
                          • 3301

                          #13
                          Spammy is the male representative, I hear he "sings" out of one also.
                          Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                          • fifth element
                            Commando
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 1224

                            #14
                            Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                            Holy fucking nightmare...

                            leave it to the woman to ruin the holy grail of vaginas...two fucking periods!!!!

                            say it ain't so!!!
                            Even I can agree w/ that...
                            “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49567

                              #15
                              Sammy Hagar has two assholes. One on his ass, the other on his face...

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