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Heeeeeeeey, that looks a LOT like........
the same microwave I have in the background.
Happy birthday!
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Heeeeeeeey, that looks a LOT like........
the same microwave I have in the background.
Happy birthday!"Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth -
now that lounge is 50, i thought i'd compile a list of available cougars.*
(*relative to his advanced age.)
susan sarandon - just barely 65 years old
just like her droopy bosom, she shares lounge's leftward leanings. newly single, this cat's on the prowl!
ann-margret - 71 years young
this feline once banged elvis, so you know she's into aging musicians.
zsa zsa gabor - a spry 95 years
the mother of all cougars. or maybe grandmother. either way, can you really pass on adding a nonagenarian to your resume'?
well, have at 'em, birthday boy, happy hunting!Comment
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“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Feed them their Ensure and have them brought to my trailer.....
Grandma is going to Pound TownOriginally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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Um....she is over 50. And still very Yummy
And what about her? She's over 60!
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