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Juicing the pickle
Batching the baby batter
(Made those up)
Batching the baby batter
(Made those up)
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Spank the monkey.
Remember to only spank the monkey, don't beat his fucking ass.......that would be animal abuse.Comment
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here's some material for you:
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'lectrifyin' the cattle prod
launching the hand shuttle
playing tug-o-war with cyclops
polishing the helmet
stroke the oak
tug your twig
beat your meat
handle your candleComment
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Taking matters into your own hands
writing the letter out by hand
whacking off
jerking off
jacking off
tossing off
beating off
cranking one offComment
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Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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Petting the one-eyed trouser snakeComment
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cuffing the carrot.
Grandpa told me that I could go blind from cuffing my carrot, so I just did it till I needed glasses.Comment
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Puke the midgetComment
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Strangling the fireman...Comment
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Interrogating the political prisoner...Comment
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Interrogating, strangling, choking....damn guys, what did the lil fella ever do to you?
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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My 'little guy' thinks he runs the show...but everytime we get into a fist fight about it, he throws up!
Honestly, though...I have to give credit where credit is due: I got that from Dennis Miller's stand-up "The Off-White" album, Which came out some twenty or so years ago.Comment
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