Kate Upton does Cat Daddy

[Jagermeister]

[chefcraig]

This avidly explains why I'd rather look at pictures of porn rather than watching video of it.

[jhale667]

She is so unbelievably hot.

[DLR Bridge]

So it's not just me who thinks she dances about as well as Elaine from Seinfeld? Good. Store this video under 'sexy people doing unsexy things'.

[sadaist]

This avidly explains why I'd rather look at pictures of porn rather than watching video of it.

Yeah. this actually turned me off of her a bit. yes Kate, you have great breasts. But wtf with her obsession with them? Her dancing is awkward. Plus if thinking about sex with her, I HATE when a woman squirms around too much. Dammit baby, hold still a sec.

She is still gorgeous but only in a fuckable way. Wouldn't dress her up for dinner at the yacht club. They key my friends is to find a woman that is unbelievably hot when naked and a whore in bed....but classes up when called for. Kate aint it. She is girlfriend material...not wife material.





I do wanna see her pussy still though.

[jhale667]

My plan wasn't to (ever) dance with her, so I'm OK with the video...looks about like any other girl her age I see dancing...

[Jagermeister]

Was she dancing?


I guess I better watch that again.

[vandeleur]

I would hit it for sure , if she has to dance its a small price to pay

[jhale667]

Was she dancing?


I guess I better watch that again.

OK, that was funny....

[sadaist]

Maybe this should be merged with the masturbation thread? For inspiration.

[Hardrock69]

She does not even have to dance.....she can just stand there in that bikini and I am fine with it!

[jhale667]

She does not even have to dance.....she can just stand there in that bikini and I am fine with it!

Exactly.

[knuckleboner]

um, maybe she dances sexy, and maybe she doesn't.

but all's the knuckleboner knows is that nobody eats a burger better...

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[DLR Bridge]

Much better.

[binnie]

I just popped a testy.

Should I know who Kate Upton is?