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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    Originally posted by envy_me
    Wow! Blowing stuff up? You can lose fingers and eyes by doing that. How many brothers and sisters do you have?
    I had an older brother. He passed away. I have two sisters. Both my parents are gone. There was six years between me and the next youngest so I was like an only child. Messing around with explosives was not that uncommon actually. At the time you still could buy dynamite at the farmer's Co-Op or if you wanted to save money you just used potassium nitrate and diesel oil. They actually had books at the public library on how to make explosives and fireworks and stuff. I'm not the only kid that did it.

    You have to remember I grew up in an old mining town and there were people used to working around that kind of stuff.

    We stopped when we blew a five inch hole in the sidewalk. All the terrorist stuff wasn't going on. It was the 1970's. If you were a resourceful kid like I was, you could get stuff. They sold gun powder in our local drug store. LOL! One day I just walked in and bought a one pound can of it. Fun times.

    I made a cool rocket one time. You packed black powder real tight into a cardboard cylinder and that would be the rocket engine. My first one blew up and the second one worked great but the parachute didn't pop and I lost that one. I made one that had two stages and it actually worked. Nothing from a kit, I built them all from cardboard and balsa wood.

    I was the kid that would tear stuff apart to see how it worked.

    I saw this show on TV and they had this guy from India on TV that said he stayed heathy from drinking his own urine and I thought that was an interesting concept so I tried it and decided that guy from India was nuts.

    I'm still fascinated by pyro. There's a commercial fireworks factory in Logan, Utah and I had to get a tour of the place and saw the whole process. I think I liked KISS as a kid because of the big show and pyro. I found David Lee Roth's book fascinating because of the pranks, the wildness, breaking rules and getting away with it, their Denace the Menace special effects. All interesting. Alex Van Halen trying to light a big pile of tires on fire just for the hell of it. Gluing furniture on the ceiling.

    That's why I'm a VH fan. As someone said Van Halen was riding down the road in a big truck full of girls and booze driving over small animals with the stereo blasting. Fits my personality. Rebellion with style.

    I see the authorities trying to pack people into little boxes now to be domesticated and controlled. Now I'm seeing the people aren't digging it. It's going to be great when the big pushback begins. You know what kind of music that rebellion is going to spawn? The latter part of this decade may be a magical time just like the late 60's was and then the cycle repeats.

    One of my partners in crime who helped me build all the bombs and fireworks and stuff. He now works for the CIA. LOL! I shit you not. I have no idea what he does. I went to a friends dad's funeral and he came up and one of my grade school buddies said he was working for the CIA. We all broke out laughing because he was the kid fascinated with military stuff, spies and shit. LOL! Life is weird. Enjoy!
    Last edited by Nitro Express; 02-21-2013, 03:10 PM.
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    • envy_me
      Swedish Love Pump
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Dec 2010
      • 7180

      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      I had an older brother. He passed away. I have two sisters. Both my parents are gone. There was six years between me and the next youngest so I was like an only child. Messing around with explosives was not that uncommon actually. At the time you still could buy dynamite at the farmer's Co-Op or if you wanted to save money you just used potassium nitrate and diesel oil. They actually had books at the public library on how to make explosives and fireworks and stuff. I'm not the only kid that did it.

      We stopped when we blew a five inch hole in the sidewalk. All the terrorist stuff wasn't going on. It was the 1970's. If you were a resourceful kid like I was, you could get stuff. They sold gun powder in our local drug store. LOL! One day I just walked in and bought a one pound can of it. Fun times.

      I was the kid that would tear stuff apart to see how it worked.

      Lol, god!! haha. The worst thing I did as a kid was me and my friend finding her older brothers porno magazines. And smoking her dads cigarettes. But then again I feel cheated, cause war started and I kinda got distracted from doing crazy kids stuff cause I had to escape. I guess I'll never get that back.
      Last edited by envy_me; 02-21-2013, 03:05 PM.
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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32942

        Tell all books are great and the more dysfunctional they are the better. Masturbation is like sunshine. Got to have some but too much of a good thing is not good. Don't drink your piss and don't taste the menstruation.
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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32942

          Originally posted by envy_me
          Have you tried somebody elses menstruation
          Hell no! I'm not that much of a freaky deek.
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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32942

            Originally posted by envy_me
            Lol, god!! haha. The worst thing I did as a kid was me and my friend finding her older brothers porno magazines. And smoking her dads cigarettes. But then again I feel cheated, cause war started and I kinda got distracted from doing crazy kids stuff cause I had to escape. I guess I'll never get that back.
            The two worst things I did was I was in our backyard with my bow and arrow and like an idiot I shot the arrow way up in the air. It came down right through the soft top of our neighbors Mercedes 450 SL. Oh man he was pissed and I played dumb and luckily I was not out and about with my bow much. I rarely used it but was bored that day. I never got busted for that and luckily didn't hurt or kill someone.

            The second bad thing I did was I chopped the neighbors tree down. Same neighbor too. LOL! I was really little and grabbed a saw and a hatchet out of the garage and went to it. I was about five years old. LOL!

            One of the best days of my life is when those neighbors moved. Their son was a dork. He used to hide his beer in the bush that bordered along our yards. I used to steal his beer and sometimes he would stash his porn in the same bush. I stole that too. Never got caught. His older brother had a 68 Charger. Major partier and got the chick. I kind of wanted to be that guy.
            Last edited by Nitro Express; 02-21-2013, 03:26 PM.
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            • Zing!
              Veteran
              • Oct 2011
              • 2363

              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              The second bad thing I did was I chopped the neighbors tree down. Same neighbor too. LOL! I was really little and grabbed a saw and a hatchet out of the garage and went to it. I was about five years old. LOL!
              Jesus Christ dude. I'd STILL be grounded if I'd tried that.
              My karma just ran over your dogma.

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              • envy_me
                Swedish Love Pump
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Dec 2010
                • 7180

                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                Hell no! I'm not that much of a freaky deek.

                Had to ask :D
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                • envy_me
                  Swedish Love Pump
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 7180

                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  The two worst things I did was I was in our backyard with my bow and arrow and like an idiot I shot the arrow way up in the air. It came down right through the soft top of our neighbors Mercedes 450 SL. Oh man he was pissed and I played dumb and luckily I was not out and about with my bow much. I rarely used it but was bored that day. I never got busted for that and luckily didn't hurt or kill someone.

                  The second bad thing I did was I chopped the neighbors tree down. Same neighbor too. LOL! I was really little and grabbed a saw and a hatchet out of the garage and went to it. I was about five years old. LOL!

                  One of the best days of my life is when those neighbors moved. Their son was a dork. He used to hide his beer in the bush that bordered along our yards. I used to steal his beer and sometimes he would stash his porn in the same bush. I stole that too. Never got caught. His older brother had a 68 Charger. Major partier and got the chick. I kind of wanted to be that guy.

                  Um, I'm pretty sure your neighbours figured out it was you :D
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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32942

                    Originally posted by Zing!
                    Jesus Christ dude. I'd STILL be grounded if I'd tried that.
                    It wasn't that big of a tree. I was just a little kid but I fell the whole thing. I was proud of my work. LOL! He came home from work with a felled tree in his lawn and went ape shit. I don't think I have ever been yelled at that much since. LOL!

                    I just figured trees grew back. No big deal. It's just a dumb tree and I have this axe and this saw and I want to use them. All our trees were blue spruces and I couldn't get to the trunk. The tree next door was perfect for my fun.
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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32942

                      Another thing I did was tear the telephone apart. I wanted to see how it worked. I took the microphone out of it and started playing around with it and used it for another project. When my mom discovered the phone didn't work she knew who was responsible. I got in trouble for that one too.
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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32942

                        Originally posted by envy_me
                        Um, I'm pretty sure your neighbours figured out it was you :D
                        He had several brothers. I think I caused several family fights. Of course it's contraband and the fight can't get too public or mom will find out about the porn and beer. I was learning the art of politics. Make your enemies fight each other and exploit them and play dumb. You learn a lot as a kid. Probably more than we know.
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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32942

                          When you think about it. Washington DC is nothing more than big kids stealing from each other, hiding contraband, blaming others for their crimes, and trying to get away with as much as possible. People really don't grow up do they?
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                          • envy_me
                            Swedish Love Pump
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 7180

                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            When you think about it. Washington DC is nothing more than big kids stealing from each other, hiding contraband, blaming others for their crimes, and trying to get away with as much as possible. People really don't grow up do they?

                            Have you read I, Claudius? Gives you a perspective on politics. Nothing has changed.
                            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32942

                              Another thing I learned is warm Miller High Life left under a bush too long tastes like skunk. Also, steal the porn before it rains. Later he got smarter. He started putting his porn in garbage sacks.
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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32942

                                One of the bigger neighborhood scandals was one of my friends was hired to take care of his neighbors dog. They gave him a key to the house so he could fill the bowls with dog food and water. Well he got to snooping and found the man of the house porn stash. I would go over there with him and we started reading the Penthouse Forums. LOL! Learned a lot or we thought we were learning a lot. Got an education on organisms, multiple orgasms and all that. Well this sex thing was more complicated than we thought. Anyways, it was too interesting and he had to own some of it. So he stole some of those magazines and later got caught.

                                Ugly, Ugly Ugly! Not only did he get caught with porn it was the neighbors porn and the neighbor was a respected doctor in the community and oh Jesus was it heavy! I will take chopping a tree down any day. The day that doctor moved was a glorious day in my friend's life. LOL! He had to have a bigger house to show off more or his wife did. She was a bitch.
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