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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    hagar is 75?



    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
  • lesfunk
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3583

    #2
    No, That's his I.Q.
    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      #3
      Little known fact: Although SPAM was introduced to the world in 1937 in a failed attempt to create an alternative to asphalt, Hormel soon produced enough of it by 1947 in order to last a lifetime, and stopped manufacturing it. Since it has an unlimited shelf life, it is the perfect companion to Velveeta cheese, which was invented by a Swiss fellow attempting to develop a lightweight yet durable bullet-proof vest during World War I.









      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        Spam is Hagar's mom...

        His dad is a group of aliens...

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          Yeah yeah. But fry some thinly sliced up SPAM in a pan with some fried eggs. Holy smokes it's good.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            You eat fried food at your age ??

            And SPAM ??

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              Didn't you already have Cancer, or was that someone else ??

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              • chefcraig
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Apr 2004
                • 12172

                #8
                Originally posted by sadaist
                Yeah yeah. But fry some thinly sliced up SPAM in a pan with some fried eggs. Holy smokes it's good.
                Fry it up, apply some peanut butter and serve it on a toasted onion roll. Totally awesome.









                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                ― Stephen Hawking

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  Didn't you already have Cancer, or was that someone else ??

                  Yeah, so once that happened I said fuck it & try not to deny myself things I enjoy.
                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                  • sadaist
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 11625

                    #10
                    Originally posted by chefcraig
                    Fry it up, apply some peanut butter and serve it on a toasted onion roll. Totally awesome.

                    Sometimes the weirdest things taste really good. Weird. My Mom would melt cheese on a slice of bread in the top broiler shelf of the oven. Then dip in a bowl of peach juice as you take each bite. I swear it's delicious. No clue why but it is.
                    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sadaist
                      Yeah, so once that happened I said fuck it & try not to deny myself things I enjoy.
                      You need to look up the definition of insanity...

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        You need to look up the definition of insanity...
                        that new sheep in the other thread that has seen dlr 13 times cause he's a shitty singer.....
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #13
                          That too...

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                          • DLR Bridge
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2011
                            • 5479

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                            that new sheep in the other thread that has seen dlr 13 times cause he's a shitty singer.....
                            Yeah, that guy sorely needs to be ignored. Probably knows 2 Johnny Cash songs too.

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                              that new sheep in the other thread that has seen dlr 13 times cause he's a shitty singer.....
                              two more shows..

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                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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