What is wrong with people??

[vandeleur]

[DONNIEP]

We have to tell people not to text while driving.


Apparently they couldn't figure that one out.

Yeah, texting while driving is only a good idea if your kid is with you - that way the kid can work the wheel

[envy_me]

Here's the one eating her husband

[envy_me]

Here is the show that I mentioned in the first thread. With the girl who wears diapers and dresses as a baby. And look at her male friend in the store, shopping for clothes. SO GROSS!!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Yeah, texting while driving is only a good idea if your kid is with you - that way the kid can work the wheel

at least they can wait until the flashing yellow light to text back.



The good news is drinking and driving went up a couple notches.

[FORD]

I had floaters once. A few summers back my buds and I went out to Montauk on the Eastern tip of Long Island and stayed a few days to do some surfing. We walked down the beach to a bar where this Australian dude was tending bar. We had some frozen Margaritas cuz it was so damn hot and he asks us...."you want a floater mate" I said....what's a floater? He proceeds to pour out 2 shots of tequila and pours it on top of the frozen margarita and the shots just kind of floated on top. He says to me...."That's a floater mate". I said.....hell yes I want a floater!

Tequila on top of a drink that already has tequila in it? Isn't that a little redundant?

[envy_me]

"Give me the nailpolish, Bertha" LMAO.
But seriously, this girl is drinking 5 bottles of nailpolish per day. I am painting my nails outdoors cause my mom always told me that breathing in the fume is bad for you, And I get a floater, while she is okey. Not fair.

[Sensible Shoes]

She showed how she holds the toilet paper, I didn't get it. How does she have sex with her husband?

Think woman - do you really want her to reproduce?

[envy_me]

Think woman - do you really want her to reproduce?

That's true. Sorry, didn't think about that...

[Angel]

"Give me the nailpolish, Bertha" LMAO.
But seriously, this girl is drinking 5 bottles of nailpolish per day. I am painting my nails outdoors cause my mom always told me that breathing in the fume is bad for you, And I get a floater, while she is okey. Not fair.

How can you say she's okay? Obviously, that isn't the case. She suffers from pica, a mental disorder which may possibly be linked to OCD. She may have low levels of zinc or iron which may be what causes her to crave nail polish. She's also at great risk for gastro-intestinal issues, including blockage, which requires surgery and can be deadly. In other words, she suffers from a life-threatening condition.

You have a floater, something that 98% of people experience with aging. It's not going to kill you...

Do you ever empathize with anyone, or is it always about you?

[clarathecarrot]

How can you say she's okay? Obviously, that isn't the case. She suffers from pica, a mental disorder which may possibly be linked to OCD. She may have low levels of zinc or iron which may be what causes her to crave nail polish. She's also at great risk for gastro-intestinal issues, including blockage, which requires surgery and can be deadly. In other words, she suffers from a life-threatening condition.

You have a floater, something that 98% of people experience with aging. It's not going to kill you...

Do you ever empathize with anyone, or is it always about you?

Yes IT IS!!! all about her, cause as far as I can tell by my complete lack of sammiches, it sure isn't about the SAMMICHES!!!

[envy_me]

Yes IT IS!!! all about her, cause as far as I can tell by my complete lack of sammiches, it sure isn't about the SAMMICHES!!!

I apologize, I have totally neglected the sammiches. I'm on it!

[clarathecarrot]

I apologize, I have totally neglected the sammiches. I'm on it!

...and I'll be smile'n again...alllllreet!

[motherchicken]

I saw some peeps talkin' bout floaters. I've had cataract surgery on my left eye and not only did it ruin my eyesight I see floaters all the time. One of them looks like a sea horse. Thank God my insurance only authorized one procedure per year and ran out before they did the other eye.

[BITEYOASS]

Here's a tip envy_me: STOP WATCHING TLC!

There, now you can enjoy your life. Dropping the cable/satellite TV would help as well. And don't give me that excuse of: But I've got to watch (insert soccer team here).

I've dropped cable TV and I feel better knowing that cunt Rupert Murdoch is gonna be a little less rich this year.