Mars Mission's Fate Rests on Landing

[clarathecarrot]

I used to have fun at the NASA site driving one of the rovers around it is, "virtual like" it is a huge TIFF or some image and you actually can drive around the areas recorded by the rovers cameras, free handed... like, lets, roll over and look at that rock over there, pretty cool.

Don't know if it still set up..?

[binnie]

Mars doesn't exist.

It's a CIA ploy to distract us from the TRUTH.

The TRUTH!

[jhale667]

Mars doesn't exist.

It's a CIA ploy to distract us from the TRUTH.

The TRUTH!

This landing story is so scripted it's ridiculous...and they already know it's name! We're supposed to believe it did ALL that in 7 minutes, and now is transmitting "pictures" of the landing site??

Some of you are SO GULIBLE it's pathetic...

[binnie]

You're all brainwashed by popular culture.

Fags and commies, fags and commies.

[ZahZoo]

Maybe I'm really off base with this but really? we are still spending billions upon billions through NASA for nothing? Exactly what has this great space exploration given us in the last 60 years? What disease did we find a cure for in space? Ok, great....we can watch the world, and use satellites for TV, cell phones and computers. Doesn't anyone think the money we spend on the space program could probably help us earthlings? Am I missing something? Life on Mars? Really? We won't concentrate on not fucking up our current planet but we'll explore the possibilities for life on Mars.....WTF?

I think you missed a few things...

What products have been created by NASA and space exploration?
Posted on February 3, 2010 by Dale Jackson

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[DONNIEP]

I wish this new rover's wires would get crossed and all it would transmit are pictures from the Muff thread

[DONNIEP]

I think you missed a few things...

Advanced Lubricants

They don't call it Astro Glide for nothin'

[Nitro Express]

Is that love rocket lube?

[DONNIEP]

Is that love rocket lube?

It certainly is! Astroglide - NASA developed and approved for those nights when your girlfriend's cooch is as dry as the surface of Mars...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

mars.jpg

checkin' out the beer crater

[ZahZoo]

In the quest for other life in the universe the better place to send robots would be Jupiter's moons Ganymede & Europa. Both have oxygen atmospheres and known water content.

[Sensible Shoes]

If there is life on Mars, can we hook them up with the dating sites?

[Nickdfresh]

If there is life on Mars, can we hook them up with the dating sites?

It's probably microbial, like many of the people you find on dating sites here...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Dear Religion, While you were debating what chicken sandwiches were okay to eat, I just landed on Mars. Sincerely, Your Pal Science— Mike Huddleston (@MKHDDLSTN) August 6, 2012

[LoungeMachine]

England hosts the Olympics........

So we land on Mars.



America, FUCK YEAH