Shammy Hagar steals Car

[vanhalen1r2]

No joke

http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/cto/3194361386.html

challenger stolen - reward

Date: 2012-08-09, 9:52AM PDT
Reply to: q3djv-3194361386@sale.craigslist.org

lic# ACD5542 the guy that stole the car looks like a short fat sammy haggar. he claims hes from hawaii and hes a surfer. please help if you see this car call police please my number is 206-714-7497

[motherchicken]

Did he really need to add short and fat? Doesn't the name already imply short and fat? Shorter and fatter maybe.

[gbranton]

Shorter and fatter, so it was Bruce Vilanch?

[loucap81]

Shouldn't be in Main but that's pretty funny :D

[Nitro Express]

Who would want their car back if Sammy has been in it? It probably smells like ass cheese.

[Dave's Bitch]

He will probably return it in a few days along with a copy of Chickenfoot III

[Nitro Express]

I went to have the oil changed on my car and they were playing Rush Limbaugh. Rush was using Van Hagar as bumber music. Rush and Sam. If that won't clean out your bowels I don't know what will.

[motherchicken]

I went to have the oil changed on my car and they were playing Rush Limbaugh. Rush was using Van Hagar as bumber music.

Bumber music?

[gbranton]

Bummer music is more like it.

[motherchicken]

Bummer music. I get it now. I guess it was a typo. Shit happens.

[LoungeMachine]

Bumper is what he meant....

Bumper is the term for music snippets used coming in from, and going out to commercials and stations ID's / breaks

[gbranton]

I am familiar with bumper music but I stand by my assessment that Hagar is bummer music. I can't describe how bummed I was the first time I heard 5150.

[motherchicken]

Bumper is what he meant....

Bumper is the term for music snippets used coming in from, and going out to commercials and stations ID's / breaks

No shit Sherlock? Learn something new everyday. Good thing you're here to explain these things to everybody. Could you look up sarcasm for me?

[motherchicken]

Unlike you Loungie boy I don't have to post what a moron somebody is just because they misspell a word, use bad grammar, even totally butcher the english language. I don't give a fuck. I guess the asshole gene is the alpha gene in your dna.

[jhale667]