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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    you should start a cock-talk thread...
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • envy_me
      Swedish Love Pump
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Dec 2010
      • 7180

      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
      you should start a cock-talk thread...
      It would just end up in the dump
      The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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      • Coyote
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8185

        Originally posted by envy_me
        I couldn't find the right word for it and I didn't wanna say it right out. But what the hell. How are you styling your pubes
        "manscaping"...
        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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        • Sensible Shoes
          Full Member Status

          • Oct 2009
          • 4648

          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
          you should start a cock-talk thread...
          I think the rule is we can talk about cocks, just not show any. And Envy, it's an Iron-clad rule from Sarge himself, cause I've tried to break it before. These days when I'm pissed off I go to a pron thread and post pics of gay men kissing. Creates mayhem. Haven't done it in a LONG time.

          Oh dear.

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          • Sensible Shoes
            Full Member Status

            • Oct 2009
            • 4648

            But here are some more stories from............."a long time ago".

            We had two posters named The Doctor and Kitty. They were a couple and dabbled as porn performers. Doc posted some woman on man oral sex pics (which were quite hot BTW) Most of the men were just so shocked that a guy would post photos of himself that they admired his balls (no pun intended) And the question came up as to why he was completely "manscaped" and he said "because your cock looks bigger that way!"

            And it's true!

            Oh dear.

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            • DONNIEP
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Mar 2004
              • 13373

              Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
              I think the rule is we can talk about cocks, just not show any. And Envy, it's an Iron-clad rule from Sarge himself, cause I've tried to break it before. These days when I'm pissed off I go to a pron thread and post pics of gay men kissing. Creates mayhem. Haven't done it in a LONG time.
              She's already defiled the Nancy Grace thread in just such a fashion. So please - no more
              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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              • Angel
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7481

                SHOES!!! - shoe-talk

                Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                But here are some more stories from............."a long time ago".

                We had two posters named The Doctor and Kitty. They were a couple and dabbled as porn performers. Doc posted some woman on man oral sex pics (which were quite hot BTW) Most of the men were just so shocked that a guy would post photos of himself that they admired his balls (no pun intended) And the question came up as to why he was completely "manscaped" and he said "because your cock looks bigger that way!"

                And it's true!
                I remember that! Of course, some of the ignoramuses (sp?) made disparaging comments about Ms. Kitty and that was the end of The Doctor sharing that purrrfectly fine lady with us.

                PS. Shoes, please don't stop telling the stories "from.......a long time ago". I'm loving the walks down memory lane. Damn good times (albeit a little crazy )
                Last edited by Angel; 08-26-2012, 01:10 AM.
                "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                • envy_me
                  Swedish Love Pump
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 7180

                  Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                  I think the rule is we can talk about cocks, just not show any. And Envy, it's an Iron-clad rule from Sarge himself, cause I've tried to break it before. These days when I'm pissed off I go to a pron thread and post pics of gay men kissing. Creates mayhem. Haven't done it in a LONG time.
                  What?? I had no idea it was no-cock showing. I asumed that if female genitals are okej, that all genitals are fine.
                  And who is Sarge? I mean I know he owns the site, but he hardly ever posts here. Where is he from? Is he DLR fan or just someone who is hired to take care of the technical part?
                  The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                  • envy_me
                    Swedish Love Pump
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 7180

                    Originally posted by Coyote
                    "manscaping"...
                    Lol
                    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      Originally posted by Coyote
                      "manscaping"...









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49219

                        Originally posted by envy_me
                        What?? I had no idea it was no-cock showing. I asumed that if female genitals are okej, that all genitals are fine.
                        And who is Sarge? I mean I know he owns the site, but he hardly ever posts here. Where is he from? Is he DLR fan or just someone who is hired to take care of the technical part?
                        He's the site owner and the biggest, baddest swingingest Roth fan mofo around. The no dick pic's was to have some restriction on porn being posted here and this is linked to his chosen profession...

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                        • envy_me
                          Swedish Love Pump
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 7180

                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                          He's the site owner and the biggest, baddest swingingest Roth fan mofo around. The no dick pic's was to have some restriction on porn being posted here and this is linked to his chosen profession...
                          Why does he never post here?
                          The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                          • Angel
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7481

                            Originally posted by envy_me
                            Why does he never post here?
                            Because unlike the rest of us, he has a life. .

                            Breasts!
                            "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49219

                              Originally posted by envy_me
                              Why does he never post here?
                              If you bother to read his profile, you'll find he's a U.S. Army officer that is extremely busy with deployments and life in general. He does periodically post though, in bunches. Then he takes hiatuses...

                              Breasts...

                              ( . )( . )
                              Last edited by Nickdfresh; 08-26-2012, 11:28 AM.

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                              • envy_me
                                Swedish Love Pump
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 7180

                                Originally posted by Angel
                                Because unlike the rest of us, he has a life. .

                                Breasts!
                                Haha I have no life, I am only working. And now that I have couple of weeks off, you wouldn't believe the rain and thunder outside...
                                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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