Monkey Jesus

[envy_me]

What a moron! Somebody shoot her! That is art.
Imagine having this bitch as mother in law.

[Angel]

What a moron! Somebody shoot her! That is art.
Imagine having this bitch as mother in law.

An 80 year old amateur, and according to her, the priest gave her permission to try.

Please explain how this makes this ELDERLY lady into a bitch.

People are making way too much out of this, to the point of wanting to shoot an OLD lady?

The poor thing was visibly shaking when I saw her on the news because she felt so bad.

[envy_me]

And she couldn't see after a couple of stokes with the brush that it isn't working. She went all the way, painted the mouth out of angle, everything. Got rid of the nose, who needs the nose...
There are reasons why the guards were there.
Priest gave her permission, yeah right, sure...

This is typical if hard headed people not realizing that they aren't always allowed to do what they like. She ruined a piece of art, this is an old, unique, probably priceless painting. Off course she's a moron no matter how old she is.

[DONNIEP]

I thought the title of this thread was Honkey Jesus.

[hambon4lif]

coming soon to a motion picture theatre near you....

The Passion of The Planet Of The Apes

summer 2013

[envy_me]

coming soon to a motion picture theatre near you....

The Passion of The Planet Of The Apes

summer 2013

Starring Mel Gibson :D

[chefcraig]

Let's just hope she doesn't hold a valid drivers license and a running car...

Nah, if that were the case she'd be living in South Florida, not Madrid.

[Angel]

And she couldn't see after a couple of stokes with the brush that it isn't working. She went all the way, painted the mouth out of angle, everything. Got rid of the nose, who needs the nose...
There are reasons why the guards were there.
Priest gave her permission, yeah right, sure...

This is typical if hard headed people not realizing that they aren't always allowed to do what they like. She ruined a piece of art, this is an old, unique, probably priceless painting. Off course she's a moron no matter how old she is.

Did something stupid? Yes. That does not make her a bitch that is a horrid mother in law and should be shot, ffs.

If we shot everybody that did something stupid there wouldn't be any humans left on the earth...

[Nickdfresh]

Well, maybe she's a knack for modernism?

[envy_me]

Did something stupid? Yes. That does not make her a bitch that is a horrid mother in law and should be shot, ffs.

If we shot everybody that did something stupid there wouldn't be any humans left on the earth...

Let's leave it here, we won't agree. No point in discussing...

[envy_me]

Well, maybe she's a knack for modernism?

I don't even wanna think about what she would do to him

[Dave's Bitch]

I saw this on the tv yesterday and was laughing for a good hour.I kinda feel sorry for the old woman though.I prefer her version anyhow

[Dave's Bitch]

[envy_me]

I saw this on the tv yesterday and was laughing for a good hour.I kinda feel sorry for the old woman though.I prefer her version anyhow

LMAO :D I wanna know how she was thinking. "Hmm, the colors don't match. I'll just continue and do the face, problem - solution". She must have painted him for hours, not once did the alarm go off in her head. What a confidence...

[Jesus Christ]

I don't think that looks like Me at all. Does resemble Judas a little bit though....

...And now ye know why he had some "issues".

As for Cecilia Gimenez, I will forgive her, of course. But I won't be asking her to paint a portrait of Me anytime soon