Which brand of toilet paper do you use to wipe your ass with?

[Little Texan]

Furthermore, how many squares do you use to wipe each time?

[DONNIEP]

Finally, a thread I can get excited about. I prefer Charmin with aloe or Angel Soft. Normally I rip off about a foot and a half at a time because I like to have a good handful when it's time to go to work, plus I just like being wasteful. Fuck the trees and the environment. When I take a megashit I want the softest, most environmentally unsound TP around.

[lesfunk]

Scotts Industrial strength... and as much as I can without clogging the shitter

[DONNIEP]

The worst TP is the stuff in hotels. For the love of God, you have to use half a roll just for one wipe!!! And that just ain't no fun when you've got a Tijuana Mama shit on deck.

[gbranton]

The worst TP is the stuff in hotels.

Rambo toilet paper. Rough and tough and doesn't take any shit off of anyone.

[gbranton]

Toilet paper and the USS Enterprise: both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

[DONNIEP]

Rambo toilet paper. Rough and tough and doesn't take any shit off of anyone.

There are times when you need a little extra gription to get the job done.

If Envy was here she'd want to know if you prefer scented or unscented toilet paper. And did you know that in Sweden guys wipe each other's asses - but according to Envy that doesn't mean they're gay

[Little Texan]

Rambo toilet paper. Rough and tough and doesn't take any shit off of anyone.

I've always called that John Wayne toilet paper.

Anyway, I used to have a roll of this a few years back that I used when I was working way out in the sticks and needed to take a dump.



For the record, name brand toilet paper has gotten way too expensive in recent years, so I now use Kroger Value Brand toilet paper because it's the cheapest and it's just the right texture and thickness, IMO.

[gbranton]

If Envy was here she'd want to know if you prefer scented or unscented toilet paper.

You left out what color, even though the ink used in the flower prints probably causes ass cancer.

[DONNIEP]

Anyway, I used to have a roll of this a few years back that I used when I was working way out in the sticks and needed to take a dump.

See, that TP won't fly in today's America. But I follow the 10 commandments of spec war and in the words of the mighty Dick Marcinko, "thou shalt kill thine enemy by any means available before he killeth you." Amen and fuck 'em all.

[FORD]

I don't have a favorite brand of toilet paper..... just try to avoid anything made by the KKKoch Brothers (Georgia Pacific)

[Yount]

I use an old bed sheet that I wash once a fortnight when I can be stuffed. It's totally cool because it doesn't waste paper.

[ashstralia]

I like the black and gold single ply. Buck a roll, thousand sheets; oy vey! Great value.

Come on Swedish spice, which do you waft over your delicate doidy*?

*doidy=aussie for ringpiece. Chocolate starfish.

[envy_me]

I like the black and gold single ply. Buck a roll, thousand sheets; oy vey! Great value.

Come on Swedish spice, which do you waft over your delicate doidy*?

*doidy=aussie for ringpiece. Chocolate starfish.

The thing is as some of you might know, I am vegetarian. So when I go to the toilet only flowers and rainbows come out. There is no need to wipe anything :D

[fourthcoming]

If ever a thread belonged in the "DUMP" this is it.......cue the rimshot please......