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This is stupid.
Though they do consult and interview many experts, their piece on trying to find the fucking Noah's Ark was focused mainly on Donna D'Erico who was up there with some idiot who thinks Noah's Ark is on Mt. Ararat.
The experts they interview all basically say the same thing: Even if they were to find some giant boat on the mountaintop, it would not have some sign painted on it saying "Authentic Noah's Ark From 5,000 BC".
Not to mention if the fucking thing was made of wood, it would have disintegrated 3 thousand fucking years ago.
There is one interesting piece about Robert Ballard, the dude who discovered the remains of the Titanic, and how he thinks there was a giant flood back in the day in the Black Sea....but not necessarily on a global scale.
So far they have spent hundreds of thousands on a documentary that sucks fucking ass.
I could find a 3-dozen documentaries on History Channel that could easily make this look like the populist yet shallow psuedo-documentary this really is.
Though I think Christiane Amanpour would make some interesting grunting in the sack, and I do respect her as an international journalist, this is a colossal waste of time.
Ok, so now they are going to check out the story of Moses, etc.
They were talking about the Garden Of Eden earlier, supposedly investigating where it was....and there was no real evidence, and it was just a lame segment of an already lame documentary.
Ok....Abraham.....blah blah blah.....the JEWISH God tells Abraham to go do some shit.
So why do the Muslims think the Jewish God is their God? They worship the GOD OF ABRAHAM!
Why do Christians worship a fucking God who is a Jewish God? They worship the GOD OF ABRAHAM!
All Muslims and all Christians are Jewish! That's fucking why!
IF THEY WORSHIP A JEWISH FUCKING GOD, THEN THEY ARE ALL JEWISH AND NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Though they do consult and interview many experts, their piece on trying to find the fucking Noah's Ark was focused mainly on Donna D'Erico who was up there with some idiot who thinks Noah's Ark is on Mt. Ararat.
The experts they interview all basically say the same thing: Even if they were to find some giant boat on the mountaintop, it would not have some sign painted on it saying "Authentic Noah's Ark From 5,000 BC".
Not to mention if the fucking thing was made of wood, it would have disintegrated 3 thousand fucking years ago.
There is one interesting piece about Robert Ballard, the dude who discovered the remains of the Titanic, and how he thinks there was a giant flood back in the day in the Black Sea....but not necessarily on a global scale.
So far they have spent hundreds of thousands on a documentary that sucks fucking ass.
I could find a 3-dozen documentaries on History Channel that could easily make this look like the populist yet shallow psuedo-documentary this really is.
Though I think Christiane Amanpour would make some interesting grunting in the sack, and I do respect her as an international journalist, this is a colossal waste of time.
Ok, so now they are going to check out the story of Moses, etc.
They were talking about the Garden Of Eden earlier, supposedly investigating where it was....and there was no real evidence, and it was just a lame segment of an already lame documentary.
Ok....Abraham.....blah blah blah.....the JEWISH God tells Abraham to go do some shit.
So why do the Muslims think the Jewish God is their God? They worship the GOD OF ABRAHAM!
Why do Christians worship a fucking God who is a Jewish God? They worship the GOD OF ABRAHAM!
All Muslims and all Christians are Jewish! That's fucking why!
IF THEY WORSHIP A JEWISH FUCKING GOD, THEN THEY ARE ALL JEWISH AND NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
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