When you have kids, make sure the bedroom door is CLOSED XD

[fraroc]

Or else this might happen.

[philouze]

I don't want kids. Ne-fuckin-ver. Maybe that's why I never get laid.

[Dave's Bitch]

My kid is a heavy sleeper

[envy_me]

I can't even do it when the cats are in the same room...

[Dave's Bitch]

I don't blame you.Cats have that whole looking down at you in judgment thing

[philouze]

I do it with my cat, so that's no problem.

[Dave's Bitch]

So does it look up at you in judgment or what?

[philouze]

It looks up at the wall in terror... You can call it love.

[Dave's Bitch]

Maybe that is why your cat runs away when he smells you

[envy_me]

I don't blame you.Cats have that whole looking down at you in judgment thing

I can't tell you how much truth is there in that. I went to sleep really late last night, around 3. My cat was already in the bed sleeping, and i layed down newt to her, and she woke up. You should have seen the look she gave me. It was so full of suprise, disappointment and blame.
It was so freaky... I can't explain it, you have to see it to get what I'm saying.

[envy_me]

I do it with my cat, so that's no problem.

Okay, you took it too far...

[philouze]

Maybe that is why your cat runs away when he smells you

Oh, I see you read my posts...

[philouze]

Okay, you took it too far...

Ah come on... You know the thing: "Humor hides fragility"... (huh... should have sent this on PM).. Now you all know I'm sensitive. And ghey. And a failed zoophilian.

[Dave's Bitch]

You could vacation in New Guinea,I hear it is legal there

[philouze]

Too far, too expensive.. I'll stick to my cat.. And my hand. But thanks for the tip !!!