ELVIS Explained.....Or How People are Hired To Shill On The Internets

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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #16
    Originally posted by ELVIS

    What are you assholes going to do when civil unrest takes over your meaningless vain excuses for life ??

    Hard times are coming, you pathetic little girls, and there's not going to government to bail you out...

    I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...
    Ya know what scares me more? Fucking zombies. Seriously, dude, have you ever seen The Walking Dead on AMC?










    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • mh5150
      Foot Soldier
      • Mar 2010
      • 629

      #17
      We always have The Amish Mafia....

      My tickets in the mail yet?

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        #18
        Originally posted by mh5150
        We always have The Amish Mafia....
        Yeah, but that show's fake. Besides, Discovery Channel sure is greedy about airing new episodes.









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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        • jhale667
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 20929

          #19
          The Walking Dead is a FAR more plausible premise than the government that in every other breath ELBOW's claiming is too inept to do anything - successfully confiscating 300 million guns. But he'll keep puffing his chest and screaming about it, since his idol (employer?) thinks raving like a lunatic and spouting insanity is cool.
          Originally posted by conmee
          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

          That is all.

          Icon.
          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


          Originally posted by Isaac R.
          Then it's really true??:eek:

          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
          Originally posted by eddie78
          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49212

            #20
            Originally posted by chefcraig
            Ya know what scares me more? Fucking zombies. Seriously, dude, have you ever seen The Walking Dead on AMC?

            I have recurring dreams about that shit!

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #21
              Originally posted by jhale667
              The Walking Dead is a FAR more plausible premise than the government that in every other breath ELBOW's claiming is too inept to do anything - successfully confiscating 300 million guns. But he'll keep puffing his chest and screaming about it, since his idol (employer?) thinks raving like a lunatic and spouting insanity is cool.
              How many guns did the government confiscate during Katrina ??

              That's right, you have no idea, slave...

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35203

                #22
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...

                Unarmed assholes like you will be the first to be hanging from lamp posts and telephone poles...
                You've been at this board over 10 years, maybe it will keep going for another 10 years.

                I'm sick of the survivalist, paranoid cults going on about our forthcoming doom.

                Put a date on it so I can bring you back to this thread then and you can apologize for scare mongering and also wasting everyone's time.

                A year? 2 years? 5 years?

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #23
                  No, it will be the Americans on this board wishing they had the chance to apologize to me...

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    #24
                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                    No, it will be the Americans on this board wishing they had the chance to apologize to me...


                    Yes, as we're all swinging from lamp posts.....

                    dolt.
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • jhale667
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 20929

                      #25
                      And then you wake up.

                      Keep dreaming of "aplogies" owed you, you delusional racist fuckwit.
                      Originally posted by conmee
                      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                      That is all.

                      Icon.
                      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                      Originally posted by Isaac R.
                      Then it's really true??:eek:

                      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                      Originally posted by eddie78
                      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35203

                        #26
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        No, it will be the Americans on this board wishing they had the chance to apologize to me...
                        Cool.

                        Lets set the apology date!

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #27
                          That would be like setting a date to end a war...

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #28
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            Look how afraid you fags are of me and anything outside the mainstream...

                            Obama is a shill...

                            Piss Morgan is a shill...

                            Solidog O'brien is a shill...

                            Andersin Pooper is a shill...

                            What are you assholes going to do when civil unrest takes over your meaningless vain excuses for life ??

                            You dickheads live in fantasyland where your feelings dictate your frail thinking...

                            Hard times are coming, you pathetic little girls, and there's not going to government to bail you out...

                            I wouldn't shill to save my life...

                            I have principals, and I don't do other's bidding...

                            I stand up for what I believe in and I'll be standing long after some thug or some government security officer guns you down...

                            Unarmed assholes like you will be the first to be hanging from lamp posts and telephone poles...

                            Now, go fuck yourselves...




                            Damn dude.....
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              Cool.

                              Lets set the apology date!
                              Jan 21, 2017

                              When we swear in another WHITE guy so Elvis can relax again...
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                              • jhale667
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 20929

                                #30
                                Here's the funny (and yet sad) thing: ELBOW thinks he's gonna have some big stand-off with the "gubermint", and somehow successfully "defend" his hillbilly trailer home from Obama's imaginary evil minions... but that wouldn't happen - in this scenario, wouldn't said gubermint (being way smarter and more resourceful than he will ever be) wouldn't just take him out with a fucking sniper from half a mile away when they figure out what a heavily-armed paranoid nutjob he is (and that he's mentioned on the interwebs he favors settling debates with gun-play because he sucks SO bad at them) - before he ever gets out of his trailer or can fire a single fucking shot. Why waste or even endanger resources dealing with his silly ass?
                                It's a douchetard paranoid fantasy. He has zero chance of not falling before "the tryanny of gubermint" he imagines.


                                He'd be sitting in his kitchen, jerking off to the latest issue of "Guns & Ammo" and - POW. Done. Buh bye gun-totting racist douchtard...
                                Originally posted by conmee
                                If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                                That is all.

                                Icon.
                                Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                                I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                                Originally posted by Isaac R.
                                Then it's really true??:eek:

                                The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                                OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                                Originally posted by eddie78
                                I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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