The First Public RA Wedding

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  • philouze
    Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 2171

    #16
    Now imagine the scene.. A huge cake is coming into the room. Lotsa drunk women, screaming and laughing. And then..... Two awful dudes jump out of the cake with nothing on but a Texas flag pair of underpants. Both of 'em are fuckin' lit and want to get some. Now's the perfect time to sing 'Your Girlfriend's Favorite Song'.
    IT IS ON!
    Count me the fuck in.

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    • Angel
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7481

      #17
      Originally posted by philouze
      A shrink...
      That would be Momshell
      "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373

        #18
        Oh I'm down for filming it...free copies to everyone who attends. And if anybody's jumping out of a cake it's me!
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • philouze
          Banned
          • Mar 2004
          • 2171

          #19
          Originally posted by DONNIEP
          Oh I'm down for filming it...free copies to everyone who attends. And if anybody's jumping out of a cake it's me!
          As long as my music isn't played at that party, I'm fine with this...

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          • envy_me
            Swedish Love Pump
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Dec 2010
            • 7180

            #20
            I don't know if I want any guys actually attending the bachelorette party. Just plan it :-)

            And who's gonna do it better then sir Warf.
            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #21
              Are guns allowed ??

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              • envy_me
                Swedish Love Pump
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Dec 2010
                • 7180

                #22
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                Are guns allowed ??
                In Croatia? Hell yeah! You aren't a man if you don't have a kalashnikov. Just don't walk on any fields, you never know if they were mine fields from the war.
                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #23
                  I might have to move there...

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                  • philouze
                    Banned
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 2171

                    #24
                    Originally posted by envy_me
                    I don't know if I want any guys actually attending the bachelorette party. Just plan it :-)
                    Could it be that you're scared, little girl????
                    Have no fear, I'll behave. I'll put a condom.

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                    • Momshell
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 2370

                      #25
                      Originally posted by philouze
                      A shrink...
                      That would be me
                      Count me in!
                      Stay Frosty!

                      THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #26
                        Just what we need, more SSRIs...

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                        • vandeleur
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 9865

                          #27
                          This is my wedding present to the happy couple .

                          Its a wish that one little thread doesn't go down the same way every other one does:
                          the your .. F A T , Ghey a failure route .
















                          "Mumble mumble some fucking chance "
                          fuck your fucking framing

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #28
                            So, I guess LardMachine really is gay...

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                            • Momshell
                              Veteran
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 2370

                              #29
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              Just what we need, more SSRIs...
                              Nope...I'm a psychologist. No meds, just therapy....I'll run a group therapy session during the cocktail hour.
                              Stay Frosty!

                              THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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                              • philouze
                                Banned
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 2171

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Momshell
                                I'll run a group therapy session during the cocktail hour.
                                AKA Bachelorette party

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