Katydids Family Tree

[fanofdave]

katydud is really a hoax. she pretends to be a retarded
country hick who rambles on endlessly about shit. in reality,
she's actually using our responses as research for her
thesis paper on internet chat sites. wait, i take that back,
she really is a retarded country hick who rambles on endlessly
about shit.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I just picture her sitting in some broken down shack in the woods somewhere with a few people buried in her yard. She sticks a fork in her crotch every time someone mentions her name on these boards........."ED ROTH.........HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS.......I PROMISE THE STINK IS GONE< THE STINK IS GONE!!!!!!"

[guwapo_rocker]

I try not to picture her.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Smart guy. Apparently some here have actually seen her real pic.........puke inducing from what I've heard.

[guwapo_rocker]

Stop it dude!! It's worked so far.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Smart guy. Apparently some here have actually seen her real pic.........puke inducing from what I've heard.

Oh it's bad.

A canidate for rotten.com.

[guwapo_rocker]

I'm gonna puke!

[Katydid]

Hey, I used to be pretty. I can't say the same about some of you. When you are in your prime you can scoff. But when you get my age and have as many miles and school of hard knocks on you as I have; You'll probably be dead.

I get by, beauty fades, it's what's inside that gets ya thru.

If I knew how to work my scanner, I'd send a young picture of me.

I've always worked hard, waterskiied on one, worked out in the gym, ran 3 mi., so I never did get fat. I do have big boobs and a skinny butt still.

[Bill Lumbergh]

And Ed Roth had a 10 incher, yes we know Katy, now go get your meds.........

[wooda]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
what i want to know is how many of her relatives play the banjo

Mr Grimsdale, you do know what they say about Van Halen fans and banjo playing!

[Katydid]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
And Ed Roth had a 10 incher, yes we know Katy, now go get your meds......... [/QUOTE

Actually there are 2 Ed Roths...Big Daddy Ed Roth, then my Ed Roth. My Ed Roth wasn't that well endowed.

[Katydid]

I'd just like to say for the record that men who are too well endowed usually have mental problems; And can't keep a woman.

They can't usually satisfy a woman either, because they get off too quick.

I never had any complaints about my Ed. He was hotter than a $2. pistol.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Katydid

Actually there are 2 Ed Roths...Big Daddy Ed Roth, then my Ed Roth. My Ed Roth wasn't that well endowed. [/B]

So his daddy had a ten incher? :confused:

[Katydid]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
So his daddy had a ten incher? :confused:

Big Daddy Ed Roth was a cartoonist and had fast souped up cars. My Ed Roth's dad was John Roth...I wouldn't know about Big Daddy Ed Roth???Maybe that is how he did get that name???

Although Ed's dad John Roth did brag about being well endowed to my dad once...(Ed said) and my Daddy got embarrassed and said something to the effect that someone said, "make someone with full meanace." And God thought they said "Penis." My Dad was a clean talking, clean minded guy.

[SoCalChelle]

OK, I guess I misunderstood...who is Big Daddy Ed Roth then?