VH fan makes fake Guy Fieri website

[Nitro Express]

This parody is hilarious:

This one was way better than the one SNL did.

[BITEYOASS]

This one was way better than the one SNL did.

It from the comedy improv group known as "The Upright Citizens Brigade". They also did one about Orson Welles' infamous "Paul Mason Wine" outtakes.

[BITEYOASS]

I love fries with mayo.

That is the reason we drove you Loyalists out of the thirteen colonies. j/k

[BITEYOASS]

Here's the New York Times review of his NYC restaurant. I'm sorry, but he seems to be pretty easy to hate with his try hard rock-hipster douchebaggery and buffoon-like pandering to the people who love bands like Nickleback, Chicken Foot, and Matchbox 20.

Speaking of which, starting at the 2:34 mark...

[Nitro Express]

Speaking of which, starting at the 2:34 mark...

I'm on my way to the Nickelback concert and my good friend Vanilla Ice is coming with me.

Bourdain is about the only one of these food guys I can stand.

[envy_me]

That's interesting.

You've never tried it? It's a classic.

[Angel]

That is the reason we drove you Loyalists out of the thirteen colonies. j/k

But that's where you are mistaken, monsieur. I did not descend from you loyalists...us froggies were here long before you Brits and Yanks showed up, lol.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i went thru a phase of french fries with tartar sauce, i liked it.

[clarathecarrot]

I'm on my way to the Nickelback concert and my good friend Vanilla Ice is coming with me.

Bourdain is about the only one of these food guys I can stand.

I rarely missed any episodes I dug it when he would walk down the slums of NY streets or wherever, in that p-coat shaped worn leather jacket with a cig hanging out of his mouth like a junkie after a nice score of some smack..dude has some stories and some style if you ask me.

For like 5 years I watched then he went HD or the channel did and I was out...I mean do I want the tampon commercials in HD waiting all week for the next episode...so I am Bourdaineless for over a year and a half....sad face ....perhaps my favorite show on the whole damn box.

I saw him look across the table at that Italian chick in the episode where he met her and i knew he was hooked...she seemed cool and what he needed then married her.. He rented a house in the hills and then shot a show and she was a guest I think that is what went down what a great babe.

Italian chicks got some smoke about them.

[Nickdfresh]

That is the reason we drove you Loyalists out of the thirteen colonies. j/k

Actually it's more of a Euro thing, a lot of Army guys bring the habit back from Germany...



I like the joke about douchebags wearing their glasses backwards "protecting the neck" while looking like tryhard dicks...

[Nickdfresh]

I'm on my way to the Nickelback concert and my good friend Vanilla Ice is coming with me.

Bourdain is about the only one of these food guys I can stand.

I totally called the Nickelback faggotry!

Bourdain seems like a cool cat...

[envy_me]

I have actually been to a Nickelback concert. Couple of years ago. A friend likes them and nobody else wanted to join her so I did it for her.

I don't remember anything from the show, that is how memorable it was.
I am NEVER doing anything with that girl ever again. It was the most boring thing ever. I like to stand in line and drink. She didn't wanna hear about it. And after the show I wanted to continue to a club, but she refused.
SO boring. Nowdays I meet her for lunch every now and then, and that's it.

[envy_me]

Actually it's more of a Euro thing, a lot of Army guys bring the habit back from Germany...



I like the joke about douchebags wearing their glasses backwards "protecting the neck" while looking like tryhard dicks...

Really? You don't do it over there?

Try a little mayo on your pizza (just before you eat it).

I have at least two friends who dip their fries in vanilla milkshake. What's up with that? I refuse to try it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Really? You don't do it over there?

Try a little mayo on your pizza (just before you eat it).

I have at least two friends who dip their fries in vanilla milkshake. What's up with that? I refuse to try it.

it is tasty

[jhale667]

This parody is hilarious:

"Stop getting high with the singer of Smash Mouth and go get a fucking job!"