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If an Attention Whore™ is busily whoring but no one is around to see or give a crap... was it a successful whore?
Professionally Qualified answers are greatly appreciated...
Professionally Qualified answers are greatly appreciated...
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"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...” -
That didn't take long... debating the merits of burnt bread on wimpy pizza with no meat!!
How can you eat your pudding if you don't eat your meat..?"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...” -
This may come as a complete shock to all of you, but.....I do drugs!
LOTS of them!
One time, I was so jacked-up on PCP that I wanted to fight two cops and choke an antelope....at the same time!
Then there was the time when I was so looped out on Ectstacy that I tore off all of my clothes and danced in front of the mirror to old Madonna records.....for five fuckin' hours!
Then there was the time I smoked two cubes of hash and watched television for nine straight hours....and the motherfucker wasn't even on!
....now that I think about it, I'm kind of like an immortal version of Amy Winehouse with outdoor plumbing..
If I'm wasting time on anything right now, it's trying to figure out the purpose of this fucking thread.Comment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Woooosh!
Same ole song and dance...Comment
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Drugs and listening to Madonna... two time waster's at once..."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Well, I have this friend....he is normally quite sensible, and pretty funny at that, but once in awhile he posts a bunch of nothing that makes people wonder what drugs he is on.
His name is ZahZoo, by the way.
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4 hour teleconference project reviews with 20 fricking presenters and half can't speak English to save their lives... should be classified as controlled substance... make anyone stir crazy and loopy as hell."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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selling car parts to every tweeked out fucking meth head in arizonaAnother one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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I wonder which is the higher quality meth-head... Arizona models or Arkansas models..?
The Arkansas ones... tweek with a drawl..."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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