Ummm...Exactly WTF Is Up W/The Weather Lately?

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    Ummm...Exactly WTF Is Up W/The Weather Lately?

    I am starting to get a tad worried, as the "official" hurricane season begins two months from now, yet consider the following:

    On Saturday afternoon, April 20, we had a storm that was so vicious as to be terrifying. Wind, rain, horrific thunder and lightening ripped up my neighborhood, damaging my screen porch, breaking two steel cable fasteners, knocked over a tree blocking my front door and breaking my storm gutter on the south side of my home. You could actually view horizontal rain destroying the property, throwing all sorts of debris flying about the yard and down the street, and many streets were flooded or covered with downed trees.

    Naturally, we lost electricity, and I wound up spending a splendid Sunday, Monday and much of Tuesday picking up, sorting and packing away the wasted remains. On top of this, my workplace was struck by lightening, which wiped out our computers, telephone, alarm and lighting systems. We are still trying to get things up and running.

    Oh, and Monday evening, we had a repeat performance of the storm, which thankfully was not as devastating, yet still left all sorts of crap blocking the roadways.

    Terrific. An unnamed rain storm paralyzes my city, and it isn't even June yet.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking
  • envy_me
    Swedish Love Pump
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Dec 2010
    • 7180

    #2
    I don't know how you guys cope with living in those places. Have you considered moving? You never know from year to year if you're gonna make it. I'd go crazy.

    Nothing ever happens here.
    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

    Comment

    • Zing!
      Veteran
      • Oct 2011
      • 2363

      #3
      We just had 3 inches of snow and ice - a week away from May. No one can recall an April quite like it. The birds are going WTF?
      My karma just ran over your dogma.

      Comment

      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11198

        #4
        It was 62 an hour ago...now about 45. I think we're done with snow. At least I hope so.

        I'm a block from Lake Erie, storms come in quick. Sometimes more wind than rain, but just wind brings dust, either from the beach or the huge piles of gravel and limestone on the river docks.
        Last edited by twonabomber; 04-24-2013, 11:51 AM.
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

        Comment

        • ZahZoo
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 8973

          #5
          The weather is wacky... was wearing shorts and flip flops yesterday... back to jeans and shoes today. 41 this morning... high in low 50's.

          Watch in the next 2 weeks the switch will flip and it'll be 90's with the A/C blasting all day!!
          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

          Comment

          • BITEYOASS
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6530

            #6
            Basically the weather is all fucked up due to global warming. If you don't believe that, then your a fundie douchenozzle! *cough* ELBOW *cough*

            Comment

            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #7
              Originally posted by ZahZoo
              The weather is wacky... was wearing shorts and flip flops yesterday... back to jeans and shoes today. 41 this morning... high in low 50's.

              Watch in the next 2 weeks the switch will flip and it'll be 90's with the A/C blasting all day!!
              still tryin' to make it till may before turnin' the a/c on
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

              Comment

              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                #8
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

                Comment

                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49219

                  #9
                  Obviously the weather is just a false flag plot by the CIA pretending to be the FBI...

                  Comment

                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #10
                    darpa!!
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

                    Comment

                    • clarathecarrot
                      Full Member Status

                      • May 2010
                      • 3588

                      #11
                      Chef, the answer to you problems is a surge protector.

                      For those work computers..yeap...that's what you need.


                      As for the other stuff well that just natures way.

                      I suggest a 16ft tall wall around your property with gun turrets every 10 feet.

                      Yeap, that's what you need.

                      maybe a rake....
                      2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                      clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

                      Comment

                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        #12
                        and a ho
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

                        Comment

                        • BITEYOASS
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6530

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                          Obviously the weather is just a false flag plot by the CIA pretending to be the FBI...
                          And the dumbfuck says....

                          Comment

                          • twonabomber
                            formerly F A T
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11198

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ZahZoo
                            The weather is wacky... was wearing shorts and flip flops yesterday... back to jeans and shoes today. 41 this morning... high in low 50's.
                            I already switched back to shorts for work. It's been 75-78 degrees in there lately.

                            I keep thinking today is the day I can shut the furnace off, but then it gets cold at night again...
                            Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

                            Comment

                            • Angel
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7481

                              #15
                              We're having a really nice winter this spring. Coldest April on record after a winter with the most snow on record. The only grass visible in my yard is where we shoveled the snow away from the house to avoid flooding. It's nuts!

                              I can't help but wonder if it has anything to do with the axis shift caused by the Japan earthquake...
                              "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

                              Comment

                              Working...