Some guy I once fucked died.

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  • cadaverdog
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Aug 2007
    • 8955
    #16
    Originally posted by envy_me
    He'd get hard again eventually when rigor mortis kicks in
    Sounds like the voice of experience. That's just not right.
    Beware of Dog

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      • envy_me
        Swedish Love Pump
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Dec 2010
        • 7180
        #17
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        Sounds like the voice of experience. That's just not right.
        What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...
        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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          • philouze
            Banned
            • Mar 2004
            • 2171
            #18
            Originally posted by envy_me
            What can I say.. I like to kill them before sex.
            I love the dead before they're cold, their bluing flesh for me to hold... Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49219
                #19
                Originally posted by conmee
                Nick,

                When they discover MY body in that exact same state next to some high-priced prostitute, please use a little more tact when describing my corpse. Much appreciated, thanks!

                Mind The Gap!©®™

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                Heh! She was a frumpy, fugly school teacher and he was like in his 50's and married and kind of an asshole. They both deserved each other...
                Last edited by Nickdfresh; 05-17-2013, 05:51 PM.

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19145
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                    Yeah there's not much more to it than that. Sure people around you die of car accidents and cancer or whatever, but this is the first time somebody I was close to died. No I wasn't in love. Just some guy I fucked for a while. It makes me feel old.
                    Condolences Shoes.

                    Whenever we get reminders of our mortality it's tough. Crank some CVH and remember that we only get to go round once.
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                      • cadaverdog
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 8955
                        #21
                        Originally posted by envy_me
                        What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...
                        Sounds like you like to have sex with them after you kill them. That figures , you are from Transylvania after all.
                        Beware of Dog

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                          • Igosplut
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2794
                            #22
                            Out-fucking standing title for a thread!
                            Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32798
                                #23
                                Originally posted by envy_me
                                What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...
                                So does a black widow spider.
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                  • cadaverdog
                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 8955
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by envy_me
                                    What can I say.. I like to kill them after sex...
                                    It appears they all committed suicide. Either you're a black widow with skills or uglier than coyote ugly.
                                    Last edited by cadaverdog; 05-18-2013, 09:09 AM.
                                    Beware of Dog

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                                      • envy_me
                                        Swedish Love Pump
                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                        • Dec 2010
                                        • 7180
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                        It appears they all committed suicide. Either you're a black widow with skills or uglier than coyote ugly.
                                        Um, I was being nice to you and trying to leave the fighting in the Mean Street.
                                        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                                          • cadaverdog
                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                            • Aug 2007
                                            • 8955
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by envy_me
                                            Um, I was being nice to you and trying to leave the fighting in the Mean Street.
                                            I tried to resist but I just couldn't do it.
                                            Last edited by cadaverdog; 05-18-2013, 09:36 AM.
                                            Beware of Dog

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                                              • cadaverdog
                                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 8955
                                                #27
                                                I tell ya what, Envy. PM some pictures of you naked and if you look good I'll never make another crack about your looks as long as you last here. If you look good enough I might even stalk you myself.
                                                Beware of Dog

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                                                  • ELVIS
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 44120
                                                    #28
                                                    Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...

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                                                      • Angel
                                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 7481
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                                                        Every time I see this stupid thread title, I'm like how fucking lady like...
                                                        Define "lady like". Many women don't want to be "ladies"....
                                                        "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                                                          • ELVIS
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 44120
                                                            #30
                                                            Tell me about it...

                                                            It's pretty disgusting...

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