Catherine Zeta-Jones' pussy might kill you!

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  • clarathecarrot
    Full Member Status

    • May 2010
    • 3588
    #91
    Now there is all of these Professionals on the TeeVee saying that isn't what MD ment that this HPV Cancer can come from 15 yeas ago...lol...so Zeta got on the old man and started some shit about her pussy being bad and a killer...lol....

    Why not 2 years 17 years 45 years ago...LOLOLOLOLL.... how long have they been married ......14.5 years ...lol....


    I love this shit!!
    2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
    clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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      • BITEYOASS
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6530
        #92
        Oh c'mon! You would shag Cathering Zeta-Jones till' your knob fell off.

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          • clarathecarrot
            Full Member Status

            • May 2010
            • 3588
            #93
            I liked her looks before she got married then she just looked like a paid off gold digger (hollyood contract marriage) to me...fine for her, she knows where the money is and the baby insures wealth even in the worse divorce or prenup...lol.

            and ..yes before the marriage I have always persued her body style...never liked the thin athletic type give me a girl who can bounce her ass around and drive me crazy...I would have hit that in a New York second. ...and made sure, it lasted at least, thru the weekend.
            2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
            clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35211
                #94
                Originally posted by clarathecarrot
                I liked her looks before she got married then she just looked like a paid off gold digger (hollyood contract marriage) to me...fine for her, she knows where the money is and the baby insures wealth even in the worse divorce or prenup...lol.


                She would have been better off marrying an old baseball star rather than an old actor...


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                  • Coyote
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8185
                    #95
                    Originally posted by jhale667
                    I think a lot of us are in trouble.
                    I'm looking for an affordable grave, just in case...
                    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                      • Sensible Shoes
                        Full Member Status

                        • Oct 2009
                        • 4648
                        #96
                        Originally posted by Von Halen
                        I am a professional. I drive and surf the Army on my computer, while texting and talking on the phone!
                        are not.

                        Oh dear.

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625
                            #97
                            I;ve been depressed & suicidal. Any ladies wanna help me kill myself?
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                              • Von Halen
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Dec 2003
                                • 7500
                                #98
                                Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                                are not.
                                Am too.


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                                  • envy_me
                                    Swedish Love Pump
                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                    • Dec 2010
                                    • 7180
                                    #99
                                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                                    The Douglas thing was inevitable , It cant be just the Army Where a cunt makes ya sick
                                    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                                      • Nitro Express
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 32798
                                        #100
                                        Michael Douglas's ExWife came out and said It wasn't me! She claims to have never had that type of virus. In other words, "Hey my pussy was clean. Mike lapped it up like a thirsty dog but my pussy never infected him or gave him cancer. I swear. You can't make this shit up.
                                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                          • Nitro Express
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 32798
                                            #101
                                            Michael Douglas blames his oral cancer on bad pussy. His bipolar wife is probably loving it right now. Eddie Van Halen blames his cancer on a metal guitar pick. It's never the lit tobacco products. Maybe it's Val's pussy that turned Ed's teeth black and made them fall out. Or maybe celluloid guitar pick causes that.
                                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                              • envy_me
                                                Swedish Love Pump
                                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                • Dec 2010
                                                • 7180
                                                #102
                                                Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                                                are not.

                                                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                                                  • ace diamond
                                                    Full Member Status

                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                    • 3863
                                                    #103
                                                    Originally posted by Dan
                                                    No way Will I Stopping Eating Pussy.I Love It,I Need It and It Feels So Good.
                                                    Flame On, Dan!
                                                    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                                                    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                                                    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                                                      • sadaist
                                                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 11625
                                                        #104
                                                        Originally posted by ace diamond
                                                        Flame On, Dan!

                                                        Oh shit. Ace in da house! What's up AD? Good to see you lurking again & giving the mods grief.
                                                        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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