Happy Birthday WARF!!

[cadaverdog]

Not lately...

No wonder you're so pissy. You haven't been laid in a while.

[WARF]

Nothing. My boss took fifty a week for room and board and I got the rest. We would hit a couple bars after work Friday and if we were lucky we'd have enough money left for a burrito on the way home.

Why were you in prison?

[Nickdfresh]

No wonder you're so pissy. You haven't been laid in a while.

LOL c-dog, good one! You need to take me to Applebees on your rockin $800 bike with no brakes so we can bag some old bitties with Depends® on!

You can then demonstrate that "trick" you have with your expertise of hitting the P-spot (p is for poop!)

[DONNIEP]

Donnie started a thread at his own site first but after a few hours it was getting a bit embarrassing so he started one here instead.

Which is fine, totally fine.

I think it was actually three minutes, according to the time stamps

[TFM_Dale]

Why were you in prison?

Sockual assault!

[DONNIEP]

Sockual assault!

Those socks were asking for it!!

[Angel]

So the conclusion is that your problem clearly wasn't with the booze

Yes it is. He's just a dry drunk now.

[TFM_Dale]

Yes it is. He's just a dry drunk now.

I'm betting you are his AA sponsor.

[WARF]

C-dog has never come clean why he was sent to big house! I would like for him to set the record straight! I'm sure he is tired of you guys sockin' him around! He will never be deFEETed!

[TFM_Dale]

C-dog has never come clean why he was sent to big house! I would like for him to set the record straight! I'm sure he is tired of you guys sockin' him around!

Grand Theft Socko.

[WARF]

A Sockwork Orange

[WARF]

I wonder if his favorite baseball team is the RED SOX or the WHITE SOX?

[WARF]

This is how c-dog went to the big house! uh huh uh huh

[TFM_Dale]

I wonder if watching lamb chop was porn for him.

[TFM_Dale]

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/22046621/thief-wears-socks-on-hands-during-snellville-armed-robbery

Pretty sure this is it.