Roth Army Vocab 101

[binnie]

My personal favorite was LARG

[Kristy]

"Die in a fire." was always a classic.

[DLR Bridge]

My personal favorite was LARG

I don't know that one, it reminds me of "larve" that I've seen Matt use. Think I've spoken that a time or two.

[DLR Bridge]

"Die in a fire." was always a classic.

That does have a nice bite to it. Have you ever actually said it to someone? And if so, how did they take it?

[Kristy]

Me: "So, I see you are a fan of classic Van Halen"

Cretin: "Dhat's ruight, stul got me muh 1984 World Tuoor t-shirt."

Me: "Impressive"

Cretin: Eem like 50 now and stul liv wih muh parents. But Ruth iz stul dah man!"

Me: "Tell me, have you considered dying in a fire? You know, just to thin out your psychosocial herd of chronically unemployed perpetual classic rock losers who double as failed musicans?"

Cretin" "Fuck yew, gunt! Fucking hipster. Guh lustun to yer Elvis Costello or Radioshed! Gunt! I'll rape yuoo wuth muh skis on!"

Me: "Radioshed..?"

Cretin: "Betcha gut one of dem vaccination shots. Nut unly are yeu a gunt yuew a sheeple. Alex Jones! Alex Jones!"

Me: "Here, have a book of matches. On me. No charge."

[twonabomber]

Go fuck a blender full of rusty razorblades.

That's not from this site, but I think it fits.

[ZahZoo]

Go fuck a blender full of rusty razorblades.

That's not from this site, but I think it fits.

There was a ton of those crafty little barbs that Catfish threw at me back at DDLR... always made me laugh.

Go shove a chainsaw up your homo ass!!

[Kristy]

Hey! "Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw!' was from me!

(And I stole that from the movie Heathers)

[Angel]

There was a ton of those crafty little barbs that Catfish threw at me back at DDLR... always made me laugh.

Go shove a chainsaw up your homo ass!!

Catfish-scumsucking bottom feeder.

[Mushroom]

Me: "So, I see you are a fan of classic Van Halen"

Cretin: "Dhat's ruight, stul got me muh 1984 World Tuoor t-shirt."

Me: "Impressive"

Cretin: Eem like 50 now and stul liv wih muh parents. But Ruth iz stul dah man!"

Me: "Tell me, have you considered dying in a fire? You know, just to thin out your psychosocial herd of chronically unemployed perpetual classic rock losers who double as failed musicans?"

Cretin" "Fuck yew, gunt! Fucking hipster. Guh lustun to yer Elvis Costello or Radioshed! Gunt! I'll rape yuoo wuth muh skis on!"

Me: "Radioshed..?"

Cretin: "Betcha gut one of dem vaccination shots. Nut unly are yeu a gunt yuew a sheeple. Alex Jones! Alex Jones!"

Me: "Here, have a book of matches. On me. No charge."

Personally, I like "blow me while hanging [in a noose, SIC] from a bridge"

That's the shit that turns me on. Kristy, I know you want me!

[flappo]

i hated catfish but at least he had game

he owned me and hitch at ddlr once

grate daze

[Von Halen]

i hated catfish but at least he had game

How ironic is it that Fuckfish is really a mud shark now?

[Kristy]

Personally, I like "blow me while hanging [in a noose, SIC] from a bridge"

Yeah, that was my better work from my psychoticspeak days*




*Which was only yesterday

[PETE'S BROTHER]

.....joe rogan

[Igosplut]

i hated catfish but at least he had game

he owned me and hitch at ddlr once

grate daze

Yep, me and Catfish went round and round for a few years. Just like you and I did back in what? 2003? And look where it all ends up. I took something wrong that Fish said to Von (in a joking manner) and went on the offensive, and it ends years later with a stalemate. just shows what most of this shit is worth......