i found a video of angel

[DONNIEP]

Uh... I'm VERY sorry to break this to you, Ford, but I don't think he's the real Jesus.

Cheers!

Yeah, but I like him.

[Seshmeister]

Not me, I wanna be cremated.

An amazing high number of people are NOT dead when they are buried.

You base this on what?

I would love to go drinking with you, you're completely nuts.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, but I like him.

You like everybody, you're a southerner.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

You base this on what?

I would love to go drinking with you, you're completely nuts.

Hardly a week goes by when there isn't a news story about someone rising up from the dead somewhere.

I remember a case where this guy was just waiting to be identified before he was buried.

ONE WEEK in the morgue, he was.

Then he just walked out.

When they move graves from one place to the other, MANY bodies have shifted. "Oh, that's normal" you say. Gases coming out of the decomposing body, shifts on the soil, etc.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CLAWINGS????

Now that I've raised your attention to it, look for it in newspapers. Talk to your gravedigger.

And despair.

Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

You can get coffins with WiFi now.

I think I'll get one and post from there when it happens...

[DONNIEP]

You like everybody, you're a southerner.

Cheers!

It's a curse.

[Anonymous]

You can get coffins with WiFi now.

I think I'll get one and post from there when it happens...

Knowing the way the universe works, there'll be a blackout in the area you're buried.

Just as you manage to connect & send a message of help, it's too late.

You've only got oxygen for another 2 minutes.

So you'll be kicking & screaming to get out of the coffin & kicking & screaming because the connection keeps dropping.

Good on ya, Sesh. You just manage to DOUBLE your suffering. Since time dilates when you're suffering, you just managed to roughly quadruple the amount of panic you'll be in.

Good luck.

Fuck that shit. I wanna burn. Quick & easy.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

It's a curse.

And everybody says your people were racists.

Why, you gave them jobs, clothes, a place to live, chickens for their voodoo rituals.

A few bad apples managed to spoil your whole reputation.

Cheers!

[Igosplut]

Get some God in your life...

It's the only leaf worth turning...

Absolute laughable shit. Sorry, great if it worked for you, but the rest of the world don't work that way. Where was God when somebody pulled down on me? Or when a family member was struck down? I guess he was on vacation...

Bottom fucking line is all you have is your ass. How you go from there is all up to you. And only you. All the rest is only side stepping the larger issue of bucking up and not looking for a crutch.

[Seshmeister]

Knowing the way the universe works, there'll be a blackout in the area you're buried.

Just as you manage to connect & send a message of help, it's too late.

You've only got oxygen for another 2 minutes.

So you'll be kicking & screaming to get out of the coffin & kicking & screaming because the connection keeps dropping.

Good on ya, Sesh. You just manage to DOUBLE your suffering. Since time dilates when you're suffering, you just managed to roughly quadruple the amount of panic you'll be in.

Good luck.

Fuck that shit. I wanna burn. Quick & easy.

Cheers!

What happens when you wake up in the crematorium that looks kind of scary?

[Anonymous]

What happens when you wake up in the crematorium that looks kind of scary?

Nevermind them moving pictures, as soon as they pop you in there, you won't have ANY time to wake up.

That shit's hot enough to turn your BONES to ashes. I don't think you'll feel a thing.

Cheers!

[Sweet Irony]

I didn't say it was. But for all the cryin' you guys are doing, I don't see any mass exodus from here to anywhere.

I confess, I havent read every post in this thread...but did anyone ever consider the fact that what was happening 10-15 years ago just doesnt apply anymore? The dynamics are totally different, and instead of a wide range, hardcore group of posters, there is no longer the intimacy and bond there once was? It cant be reproduced. Not here...not anywhere. Never. I cant figure out why there is any competition, if in fact, there is. Maybe Im just not paying enough attention?

[Seshmeister]

I'm planning to donate my body to necrophiliacs.

I think those guys get a bad press, if organ donation isn't assault then why do people get so upset about dead bodies being fucked?

I'm going to launch an asshole donation card that people can carry. I think it would be nice to pass on some happiness to someone for a few days after you die.

[Anonymous]

I'm planning to donate my body to necrophiliacs.

I think those guys get a bad press, if organ donation isn't assault then why do people get so upset about dead bodies being fucked?

I'm going to launch an asshole donation card that people can carry. I think it would be nice to pass on some happiness to someone for a few days after you die.

Well, you're right, there.

It's not like they're HARMING anybody. Certainly not like paedophiles.

But still. Are you sure you don't have some repressed fantasy of being gangbanged? I can get you in touch with some, uh... special women.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Oh I can't wait to see this thread tomorrow.