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  • DONNIEP
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 13373

    Yeah, but Grumpy Cat is just so cute.
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      Originally posted by FORD
      So did you convert to Judaism or Islam?
      Neither...

      I studied the Bible...

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373

        Originally posted by ELVIS
        Neither...

        I studied the Bible...
        You're not supposed to say that here.
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58798

          Originally posted by ELVIS
          Neither...

          I studied the Bible...
          So does that mean you're now abiding by ALL the laws of Leviticus? Not shaving, not wearing clothing made out of more than one kind of fabric, not doing your wife when she's "unclean", etc. ?
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58798

            Originally posted by DONNIEP
            You're not supposed to say that here.
            Why not?

            A lot of people here have studied the Bible. Sesh knows it almost as well as I do, which is surprising for a godless atheist
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172


              Inigo Montoya:
              But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
              Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
              Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
              Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
              Inigo Montoya: Isn't there any way you trust me?
              Man in Black: Nothing comes to mind.
              Inigo Montoya: I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
              Man in Black: Throw me the rope.

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              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373

                Originally posted by FORD
                Why not?

                A lot of people here have studied the Bible. Sesh knows it almost as well as I do, which is surprising for a godless atheist
                Mainly because most people are Godless heathens. And it's a cool thing to make fun of those who believe. Invisible Sky Daddy, and the like. Yet they always expect God to fix things. Even though they don't believe. It's the age old argument - we don't want to believe in God but we expect him to run the whole damn planet and everybody in it because if he doesn't then we're gonna blame Him. So every single damn time some moron decides to kill off a bunch of people, everybody can say "hey, if God was real then he wouldn't allow this!"

                So believe. Don't believe. Who cares. But don't come knocking on His door when your life is suddenly called short. Don't run around pissing and moaning about how God ain't around when everything goes to crap.
                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58798

                  Now you know me and JC are on a first name basis.... ain't no godless heathens here!

                  Of course I also know Satan fairly well, but that's beside the point.
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • ashstralia
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 6566

                    Is this gonna turn into an atheism vs religion thread?

                    Mwahaha... :devil:

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                    • ashstralia
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 6566

                      I've got a great story... This is true, it would've been 2002.

                      It's 10am ish on Sunday morning. I'm lying in bed watching the Simpsons back to back. Hungover and ears ringing from last nights gig. Contemplating walking the 40 steps to the kitchen to rustle up some bacon and eggs. (Yes, I ate pig in those days).

                      There's a knock at the door. I pick up Eartha, my beautiful black cat, so she doesn't run away when I open the door. So I'm standing there, red eyed, with a strung out tshirt with the devil on it, holding a black cat.

                      The next bit is one of those cosmic joker type dealios. Right when I opened the door, homer says, 'aww this isn't gonna be about Jesus, is it?' I had the tv up quite loud. They heard it.

                      Well, when the elderly man and young girl from the Jehovah's witnesses saw me there was 2 audible gasps.
                      The girl said she liked my cat, because it was black! They never came back, oddly enough..

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                      • Angel
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7481

                        Originally posted by DONNIEP
                        Mainly because most people are Godless heathens. And it's a cool thing to make fun of those who believe. Invisible Sky Daddy, and the like. Yet they always expect God to fix things. Even though they don't believe. It's the age old argument - we don't want to believe in God but we expect him to run the whole damn planet and everybody in it because if he doesn't then we're gonna blame Him. So every single damn time some moron decides to kill off a bunch of people, everybody can say "hey, if God was real then he wouldn't allow this!"

                        So believe. Don't believe. Who cares. But don't come knocking on His door when your life is suddenly called short. Don't run around pissing and moaning about how God ain't around when everything goes to crap.
                        Trust me, we don't expect your God to do anything...
                        "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          Originally posted by FORD
                          So does that mean you're now abiding by ALL the laws of Leviticus? Not shaving, not wearing clothing made out of more than one kind of fabric, not doing your wife when she's "unclean", etc. ?
                          No...

                          Unclean animals are spoken of in more places than just Leviticus and all of God's laws have deep meaning and there are reasons to follow them...

                          Some for the past and some for the present...

                          In all honesty, I'm doing my best to let the Holy Spirit guide me...

                          I want what God wants for my life and entering into His covenant is how to line yourself up to His will...following Salvation and Baptism, of course...

                          I even quit my so called church over these matters and others...

                          Hahahahah...

                          I shouldn't laugh...


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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            Originally posted by FORD
                            Sesh knows it almost as well as I do, which is surprising for a godless atheist
                            Sesh knows some of the words but he's blinded just as John 12:40 states...

                            "The Lord has blinded their eyes and hardened their hearts--so that their eyes cannot see, and their hearts cannot understand, and they cannot turn to me and have me heal them."


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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              Originally posted by Angel
                              Trust me, we don't expect your God to do anything...
                              He won't do anything for you with that attitude...

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                              • Angel
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 7481

                                Originally posted by ELVIS
                                He won't do anything for you with that attitude...
                                Do I look concerned?
                                "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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