Fuck my fucking alcoholic wreck of a father.

[ZahZoo]

I don't have any kids, my wife is to busy taking in any animal in Michigan that needs a home lol.

She found you, but is still into beastiality, eh?

[TFM_Dale]

Me too. Force him to throw interceptions, like he did to Cuntler!

Every time they hit cuntler I feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[Von Halen]

She found you, but is still into beastiality, eh?

How dare you call Dale a Beastie Boy!

[TFM_Dale]

She found you, but is still into beastiality, eh?

Still telling the same jokes from your childhood? Even in 1940 you would be hard pressed to get a laugh with that double z.

[DONNIEP]

I don't...but i don't throw them up against the wall either.

If you give em a good couple of whippings when they're little you don't have to slap em around when they are grown

[sonrisa salvaje]

That's true. It damn sure worked on me.

[twonabomber]

If you give em a good couple of whippings when they're little you don't have to slap em around when they are grown

There wasn't any ADD back then, either. We got ADD beat out of us.

Same with stupid parents ASKING their kids shit like "don't do that, please." TELL them to knock it the fuck off and if they don't, smack 'em around a bit. They'll get the message.

[DONNIEP]

Twona understands.

Ain't nothing I hate more than seeing some mom telling her kid repeatedly to stop doing something. And yelling. Hey, dumb bitch, get off your ass and make the kid stop! If the kid says no, you go and get the kid. That's yes.

And none of that counting to three bullshit either. All that does is teach a kid they can keep on disobeying.

[Von Halen]

Yeah. Sounds like this fragilecock dude has been coddled his whole life. I bet he still feeds on his momma's teet.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Don't get me started on that shit. Everytime one if my kids starts to struggle in a particular class at school the teacher implies they may need to be on ADD medicine. That shit started when they were in first grade. I think the teachers would be happy if all of the children were zombified.

[DONNIEP]

I bet he still feeds on his momma's teet.

Well, what kind of teet are we talking about here? A big set with those big round nipples?

[twonabomber]

Don't get me started on that shit. Everytime one if my kids starts to struggle in a particular class at school the teacher implies they may need to be on ADD medicine. That shit started when they were in first grade. I think the teachers would be happy if all of the children were zombified.

Ohio schools get extra money from the state for ADD kids. They'll diagnose every brat if they can.

Twona understands.

Ain't nothing I hate more than seeing some mom telling her kid repeatedly to stop doing something. And yelling. Hey, dumb bitch, get off your ass and make the kid stop! If the kid says no, you go and get the kid. That's yes.

And none of that counting to three bullshit either. All that does is teach a kid they can keep on disobeying.

I know women who will sit on their fat ass and yell at their kids when they fuck up, instead of getting up and putting a foot in the kid's ass. Drives me nuts.

[Von Halen]

Twona understands.

Ain't nothing I hate more than seeing some mom telling her kid repeatedly to stop doing something. And yelling. Hey, dumb bitch, get off your ass and make the kid stop! If the kid says no, you go and get the kid. That's yes.

And none of that counting to three bullshit either. All that does is teach a kid they can keep on disobeying.

Did you hear about the black family in Houston that filed a lawsuit against some restaurant because they got booted out because their kids were acting like fucking animals, and they wouldn't discipline them? True fucking story. Claiming it's a racial thing. It's a fucking make your kids behave thing, dumbasses.

[Von Halen]

Don't get me started on that shit. Everytime one if my kids starts to struggle in a particular class at school the teacher implies they may need to be on ADD medicine. That shit started when they were in first grade. I think the teachers would be happy if all of the children were zombified.

I needed that shit in school. The ludes put me to sleep.

[DONNIEP]

Did you hear about the black family in Houston that filed a lawsuit against some restaurant because they got booted out because their kids were acting like fucking animals, and they wouldn't discipline them? True fucking story. Claiming it's a racial thing. It's a fucking make your kids behave thing, dumbasses.

People don't want to make their kids behave because they're all a bunch of pussies. I was just in the Walmart, doing the 5150 Walk, about an hour ago and this mom and her teenage daughter were on the aisle, arguing and the kid says "just shut up!" And the mom didn't say shit. I woulda grabbed a bag of oranges and beat her half to death right there on the spot.