Fuck my fucking alcoholic wreck of a father.

[ELVIS]

You're not even trying...

[Kristy]

Whereas you never try.

[chefcraig]

That's why you're still trying to get your life going at middle age...

Perhaps, yet you have to give the woman credit for making the effort. And it doesn't matter how old you are, if you have the will to drag yourself out of bed each morning, turn on the tv, see what is taking place in the world and not leap out of the window of the tallest building you can find, that automatically makes you a survivor.

[Von Halen]

if you have the will to drag yourself out of bed each morning, turn on the tv

Or, if you're fragilecock, you lay your ass in the bed, and hope nobody comes in and asks you to do something.

[ELVIS]

Perhaps, yet you have to give the woman credit for making the effort.

I have and she knows it...

I'm not, however, going to praise anyone for smoking weed in the morning...

[ELVIS]

Whereas you never try.

I always try to do better, and guess what, it works...

[ZahZoo]

Still waiting on the pictures of Mom...

Let's not get distracted from the important issues, damn it!!!

[chefcraig]

Or, if you're fragilecock, you lay your ass in the bed, and hope nobody comes in and asks you to do something.

I still think that would be a terrific band name. I could just see how cool the words "fragile" and "cock" would look on the drummer's double bass drums. Of course, we'd look and sound pretty much like Spinal Tap, but since when is that a bad thing?

[ELVIS]

Still waiting on the pictures of Mom...

[sonrisa salvaje]

Or, if you're fragilecock, you lay your ass in the bed, and hope nobody comes in and asks you to do something.

Hopefully, his dad doesn't come in and catch wind of this thread. If he finds out his personal life has gone nationwide he is really going to be pissed.

[ZahZoo]

That's chicken fried chicken.... numbskull!! Not chicken fried steak...

[Kristy]

I always try to do better, and guess what, it works...

Good to see those SSRI's are working for you.

[ELVIS]

That's chicken fried chicken.... numbskull!! Not chicken fried steak...

It's still her though...

[Angel]

That's why you're still trying to get your life going at middle age...

Jesus fucking Christ, Elbow. My life started 50 fucking years ago. I'm moving FORWARD in life, not get it going. Making my life even BETTER than it was.

So, I don't want to work for the betterment of corporations any more...sue me. While you sit in your shack on the bayou stockpiling weapons and cans of food, I'll be actually helping people facing difficult circumstances. So, go ahead and put me down if it makes you feel better about your own insecurities.

[ELVIS]

Good to see those SSRI's are working for you.

Get your own material...