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ZahZoo

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10-04-2013, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER

kristy is a blonde?

I've always envisioned Kristy as a blonde... don't know why...

But I was implying that, that was frocock's Mom...

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PETE'S BROTHER

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10-04-2013, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by ZahZoo

I've always envisioned Kristy as a blonde... don't know why...

But I was implying that, that was frocock's Mom...

si senor, me too, kinda jokingly....with my pic

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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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10-04-2013, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by DONNIEP

There's something vaguely wrong about that picture...

Let me guess... the problem is it's not you on the right?

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10-04-2013, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by ZahZoo

Let me guess... the problem is it's not you on the right?

Could be. I'll have to pull the pic back up to be sure. It's kinda hard to tell from the postage stamp size that PB posted.

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10-04-2013, 01:56 PM

Is the kid a stepkid? Because if he his then he's just extremely lucky. If he's her biological kid then it might be wrong. Probably wrong.

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#576

10-04-2013, 03:10 PM

Ok, this has become a Roth Army classic thread.

It's the internet equivalent of the final fight scene in on of those old Kung Fu flicks - 35 different fights crammed into one screen with no focal point.

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10-04-2013, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by ZahZoo

No it ain't her... more like...

His mom's Lady Gaga? I thought Gaga had a cock...

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10-04-2013, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by binnie

Ok, this has become a Roth Army classic thread.

It's the internet equivalent of the final fight scene in on of those old Kung Fu flicks - 35 different fights crammed into one screen with no focal point.

In hindsight, Even though Von is a fucking GUNT. At least we know RothArmy isn't dead

How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
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10-04-2013, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by twonabomber

His mom's Lady Gaga? I thought Gaga had a cock...

Could be... he didn't say what his mom did for a living.

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10-04-2013, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by fraroc

In hindsight, Even though Von is a fucking GUNT. At least we know RothArmy isn't dead

Good one, Fraggle Rock

But this place is dead.
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10-04-2013, 06:57 PM

You run out of smack already ??
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10-04-2013, 07:56 PM

Not before you run out of foodstamps.

Twit.
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10-04-2013, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by Angel

It's better than using big pharma poison to manage pain. :p

I'm all for big pharma painkillers. Bring 'em on!!!!!!

Oh dear.
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10-04-2013, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by Sensible Shoes

I'm all for big pharma painkillers. Bring 'em on!!!!!!

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#585

10-04-2013, 09:51 PM

Well, yes, but fuck him.

Oh dear.
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