Fuck my fucking alcoholic wreck of a father.

[Kristy]

I got two broken down Jeeps to repair, fuck you very much. I've been suffering, driving my SRT every day. I can make it home from work in seven minutes!

I'm sure there are plenty of people here in the army who'll lend you a cinder block or two that keeps their trailer home stable to place your crappy 40 year old Jeep on until your welfare check arrives "fix" it

Be positive.

[twonabomber]

Twenty-six year old Jeep...and Harbor Freight made in China jackstands are slightly more stable than a cinder block...and a lot more stable than you.

[ZahZoo]

I got two broken down Jeeps to repair, fuck you very much. I've been suffering, driving my SRT every day. I can make it home from work in seven minutes!

I know your pain... I hate it when I have to drive my wife's Mercedes when my truck is in the shop!!

DonnieP... I don't need no stinkin blue pills to operate. Although if I had to be in the same room with Von... it may require a 4 ton floor jack to get anything to rise!!!

[Kristy]

Twenty-six year old Jeep...and Harbor Freight made in China jackstands are slightly more stable than a cinder block...and a lot more stable than you.

I believe it.

[DONNIEP]

DonnieP... I don't need no stinkin blue pills to operate. Although if I had to be in the same room with Von... it may require a 4 ton floor jack to get anything to rise!!!

Von's old as Egyptian sand. And he's a homo

[Kristy]

I wouldn't mind trying some of that "legal" weed... I've heard it's better than the contraband stuff.

I don't know if she'd have the stamina to keep up with us Von... Plus it would ruin her for ever wanting to have a regular man again...

Oh, I'm in for the boring, buzzkill stories you would endlessly tell like when you saw Robin Trower back in '75 in some circus tent in New Jersey. Or when Steven Tyler didn't look like Susan Boyle

[DONNIEP]

I know your pain... I hate it when I have to drive my wife's Mercedes when my truck is in the shop!!

I hate when it rains and I can't drive my convertible. I like to drive thru the poor parts of town and toss candy out to the little poor kids.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I hate when it rains and I can't drive my convertible.

cause the poop on your head gets runny?

[DONNIEP]

cause the poop on your head gets runny?

Ya know, I should probably change that avatar. I can't even remember why Izzy gave me that now..

[Von Halen]

Where is the spoiled brat?

1. Looking for a job?
2. Sleeping?
3. Writing?
4. Watching tv?
5. Buying his Dad a bottle of scotch (with his Dad's money)?
6. Hanging dead in the closet, while performing auto erotica on himself, like David Carradine?

[Angel]

Where is the spoiled brat?

1. Looking for a job?
2. Sleeping?
3. Writing?
4. Watching tv?
5. Buying his Dad a bottle of scotch (with his Dad's money)?
6. Hanging dead in the closet, while performing auto erotica on himself, like David Carradine?

You're such a fucking cunt...

[ELVIS]

7. Watching Trailer Park Boys and getting drunk with his dad...

[ELVIS]

Again...

[DrMaddVibe]

7. Watching Trailer Park Boys and getting drunk with his dad...

YEAH!

[ZahZoo]

Oh, I'm in for the boring, buzzkill stories you would endlessly tell like when you saw Robin Trower back in '75 in some circus tent in New Jersey. Or when Steven Tyler didn't look like Susan Boyle

I got better stories than that... Come on now!!

I have driven through New Jersey twice... now there's a shithole state.