The annual holy fuck it's cold thread

[Nickdfresh]

Is there any other U.S. demographic that are complete pussies about the weather than east coasters? Okay, maybe southern Californians. When I was going to school up in Boulder - which, let's face it, is a haven for east coasters - all they did was whine like whipped puppies if even so much as an inch of snow fell.

We've had more snow here in 48 hours than you'll get for the entire year, retard...

[FORD]

Old Snow Miser has been busy.

[Kristy]

. That, and all the transplanted Californians who don't know how to drive in the shit.

Consider yourself lucky. Here it's Texans.

[Kristy]

We've had more snow here in 48 hours than you'll get for the entire year, retard...

I highly doubt that you Wiki nipple sucking borderline nut case. Look at seasonal averages of snowfall between the states. I've seen more of that shit by the time I was 8 than you'll ever see in your miserable lifetime. You're like that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on a permanent loop.

"Please help Nick get back on his medication."

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[Nickdfresh]

I'd like to punch him in his icicle dick...

[Nickdfresh]

I highly doubt that. you Wiki nipple sucking borderline nut case. Look at seasonal averages of snowfall between the states. I've seen more of that shit by the time I was 8 than you'll ever see in your miserable lifetime. You're like that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on a permanent loop.

Please help this dog, he had sex with Kristy and got HPV."

Buuhuhhahaha! Oh, bad ass Denver: https://www.google.com/search?q=denv...x-a&channel=sb

Oooh, you dumb fucking twat. Why don't you talk about something you're more familiar with, like STD's...

[Kristy]

Gaed, you're a fucking idiot. I said "statewide" you bag of turds. Why in the fuck do you think I no longer live in Ouray? (well, apart from the yuppies).


Ouray averages 22.7 inches of annual precipitation a year. Typically this includes 138 inches of snowfall. With an average of 285 days of sunshine, most days are sunny and bright. Summer highs are rarely above 85 and lows are in the 50's."

So do fuck off, you borderline asshat.

[Nickdfresh]

Woopee fucking to do-dah! I lived on a ski mountain and we got lots of snow? So fucking what? You're supposed too! I used to work in a ski town and commuted 30 miles each way...

[Kristy]

Ski towns on the east coast? Riiiiiiiiight. I live close to 6,000 feet - higher than any Pussyville east coast "ski town."

You lost, Mr. McLaughlin. Now take your happy pills as prescribed and shut the fuck up.

[Nickdfresh]

Ski towns on the east coast? Riiiiiiiiight. I live close to 6,000 feet - higher than any Pussyville east coast "ski town."

You lost, Mr. McLaughlin. Now take your happy pills as prescribed and shut the fuck up.

Tell that to the Canadians, who own most of it...

BPD, HPV, it's all an alphabet soup!

[Kristy]

[Nickdfresh]

Exactly!

[FORD]

[Nickdfresh]

Snowfall totals (before we're due for another 12-24 inches)...

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[Mushroom]

Dam I am jealous. The west is so dry. I live at 5100 ft, winter is here but no snow.