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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    #46
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #47
      28 degrees on the bayou this morning...

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      • Satan
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6664

        #48
        Still a warm and toasty 666 degrees down here in Hell.

        Y'all are welcome to come down and visit.
        Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

        Originally posted by Sockfucker
        I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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        • VetteLS5
          Commando
          • Mar 2012
          • 1130

          #49
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          No wonder Mr Scott was so good at his job. You Scottish folks are fucking geniouses.
          Actually it's simple. Read this:

          Scotty.jpg

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          • katina
            Commando
            • Mar 2012
            • 1469

            #50


            The freezing temperatures in the United States have caused an escaped inmate to turn himself back in.

            42-year-old Robert Vick of Hartford escaped the minimum security Blackburn Correctional Complex in Lexington, Kentucky, on Sunday.

            After the temperatures dropped to low single digits the following day, Vick felt the need to surrender himself. According to Lexington police spokesperson Sherelle Roberts, he walked into a motel and told the clerk he wanted to turn himself in in order to escape the arctic climate.

            Roberts stated: "It's cold out there, too cold to run around. I can understand why the suspect would turn himself in."

            Lisa Lamb, spokesperson for the Department of Corrections, clarified that Vick would have been wearing prison-issued khaki pants, a shirt and a jacket. Wind chills were down as low as -29 degrees Celsius in Lexington on Monday.

            Vick was treated for hypothermia on Monday evening before being returned to prison.

            He was serving a six-year sentence for burglary and criminal possession of a forged instrument at the time of his escape.

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #51
              and your zoo animals are gettin' popcycles
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • Satan
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6664

                #52
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                Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                Originally posted by Sockfucker
                I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                • katina
                  Commando
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 1469

                  #53
                  Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                  and your zoo animals are gettin' popcycles
                  "Winner" didn´t recieve any popcycles

                  "The last remaining polar bear at Buenos Aires zoo has died in a heat wave".

                  Zoo officials say 'Winner' became nervous and irritated amid the scorching heat and the noise from fireworks during Christmas Eve celebrations.

                  This affected his ability to control his body temperature and he apparently died of hyperthermia.

                  The zoo in the Argentine capital is widely visited and has traditionally showcased polar bears.

                  Officials say the animals used to live in a 2.5metre diameter pool but their cage was improved in 1993 when a 145,000-litre pool was built along with a site for birthing and three security rings.

                  The zoo said in a statement that the site had been visited by experts and met all international regulations to house polar bears.

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16341

                    #54
                    Serves you buttdrips right to freeze by not legalizing weed in the shitholes where you live.



                    Ghey

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                    • Angel
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7481

                      #55
                      ^^^ what a ridiculous statement...
                      "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        #56
                        Originally posted by katina
                        "Winner" didn´t recieve any popcycles

                        "The last remaining polar bear at Buenos Aires zoo has died in a heat wave".

                        Zoo officials say 'Winner' became nervous and irritated amid the scorching heat and the noise from fireworks during Christmas Eve celebrations.

                        This affected his ability to control his body temperature and he apparently died of hyperthermia.

                        The zoo in the Argentine capital is widely visited and has traditionally showcased polar bears.

                        Officials say the animals used to live in a 2.5metre diameter pool but their cage was improved in 1993 when a 145,000-litre pool was built along with a site for birthing and three security rings.

                        The zoo said in a statement that the site had been visited by experts and met all international regulations to house polar bears.
                        damn
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • Angel
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7481

                          #57
                          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                          damn
                          No polar bear should be in a zoo, ANYWHERE, but especially in the South. That just sucks.
                          "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                          • katina
                            Commando
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 1469

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Angel
                            No polar bear should be in a zoo, ANYWHERE, but especially in the South. That just sucks.
                            I totally agree, I think our last remaining polar bear Arturo is struggling to survive our heat wave, and our ignorant and corrupt politicians, this just sucks.

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                            • Angel
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7481

                              #59
                              Originally posted by katina
                              I totally agree, I think our last remaining polar bear Arturo is struggling to survive our heat wave, and our ignorant and corrupt politicians, this just sucks.

                              http://observers.france24.com/conten...argentina-heat
                              Awe man...that just breaks my heart. Let him come up here to the snow and ice!
                              "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                              • Seshmeister
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Oct 2003
                                • 35204

                                #60
                                Originally posted by katina
                                I totally agree, I think our last remaining polar bear Arturo is struggling to survive our heat wave, and our ignorant and corrupt politicians, this just sucks.

                                http://observers.france24.com/conten...argentina-heat
                                I hope your pink fairy armadillos are ok...

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