Giant Jesus Squashes Italian

[Seshmeister]

I have had the kids to York Minster today .... Lots of them there

How weird, I was there exactly a week ago.

[Seshmeister]

"Ok kids now you have seen the amazing cathedral we are going to visit some ancient taverns like they did in your Lord of the Rings movies..."

[Seshmeister]

Well, either you believe it or you don't and I believe it...

You believe that bit actually happened? It literally happened and it's not just an allegory?

[Seshmeister]

They're everywhere...

People are ignorant...

If you are going to ignore the central tenet of the religion and not give your wealth to the poor then why worry about some idols?

[ELVIS]

You believe that bit actually happened? It literally happened and it's not just an allegory?

I believe it...

There's a lot of depth and wisdom there and I'm sure the original translation has even more depth...

It's a teaching story of the Bible, and it's Gospel to me...

[ELVIS]

Edits suck...

[ELVIS]

If you are going to ignore the central tenet of the religion and not give your wealth to the poor then why worry about some idols?

That's why I don't give to you...

[Satan]

If a Devil had to guess, I'd say the problem here was not ignoring my Former Employer's rules against idol worship as it was ignoring His law of gravity.

Building a huge JC on a stick is one thing. Making it curved is entirely another. The article doesn't mention what the weather was like in Italy on that day or the days before, but maybe it was really windy, or the ground was all wet and didn't help Curvy Crucifix JC stay in his semi-upright position very well.

[ashstralia]

Aah, symbolism. Maybe those crazy snake handling morons could use rubber ones.

[ELVIS]

Handling snakes teaches us how to handle democrats and republicans...

[DONNIEP]

Idle hands is the Devil's dingaling...

[ELVIS]

That's right...

[Nitro Express]

Jesus statue gets struck by lightning and burns.

[Satan]

Here in Hell, we used to call that horrible statue "Field Goal Jesus".

[Nitro Express]

It really must be Jesus. His car gets rear ended on the highway and no damage happens to it (A true miracle). You have all these dolts waiting for him to return and he's already here. Jesus is driving a 4x4 around Russia. The Lord has returned!