Housewife on Acid

[Angel]

Everyone was dirty. The Bear River Massacre shows this. Some native americans (let's be politically correct shall we) raided a wagon train. Just for fun they chopped a little gir's legs off at the knee and made her run around on the stumps until she died.

Word of the atrocities got to the US Calvary who came in, massacred the native americans and raped their women.

Let's call it a push. There are no angels in either case.

That's a load of shit. You're talking about the Shoshone...and that story is not true. They did kidnap a young lad, but released him a few days later.

The Shoshone were a relatively peaceful tribe...although they did torture settlers when their food supplies were decimated.

The Iroquois were nasty, as were the Commanche...

[cadaverdog]

How did a thread about LSD experimentation turn into a thread about native Americans and First Nations people? It started with one comment suggesting Zahzoo is older than dirt. Now it's going to turn into a thread about dirt. I don't like dirt. It's too dirty for my liking.

[DONNIEP]

Dirt sucks. Especially when it gets in your eye. Or your butt crack.

[Kristy]

Or vagina.

[Angel]

I love dirt. My garden is growing in it as we speak. Think I'll go play in the dirt in a bit here...

[DONNIEP]

Or vagina.

Mmmm....vagina....

[Kristy]

My liquid head open to the rain. I walk through a bushel and a peck of grain. I hear in my ear a hurricane and speak to the man about a train.

Touch with my hand an aeroplane. Eyes wide open on the coast of Maine. Red signs outside which I contain some sensuality that I can't explain.

Some sensuality that I can't explain

Now THAT is what dropping a tab is like. I love Sonic Boom's guitar work here:

[DONNIEP]

Those are good lyrics. But they can't hold a candle to these:

Now I'm walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I'm yellin at these hoochies and I'm lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain't no mo'
Run outta do', slap the hoe,
get the do' and go back to that liquor sto'

[Kristy]

No, not anything like dropping a tab.

[Anonymous]

This song makes me frisky.

Makin' love under the summer night
Bodies sweating into liquid life
Little girl sighs
Slidin' sweeter down her velvet thighs
Leopard movement, animal surprise
Sweet, sweet cries

Slide on, champagne siren, ah it's only sweeter babe..

I wanna feel your body burnin' all night long
I want to taste the magic hidden in your charms

Surely, even YOU can't say that this Metal is gay, Kristy.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Izzy, those may be some sexy lyrics. But these right here will give you an instant boner!

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[Anonymous]

You know that song must be immediately followed by this one.

Oh (I know), you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red fire light
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Get on your bikes and ride

Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right
Ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes, yes, right.

Freddie was a sex machine. A love beast.

Cheers!

[Kristy]

ALL metal is gay.

[Anonymous]

Even the Metal that talks about sliding deeper into a girl's velvet thighs?

Damn girl! You're hard to please.

That kinda gets me goin' though...

Cheers!

[Kristy]

The defense rest: