The "Why The Fuck" Thread

[Von Halen]

[Kristy]

Bad ass. You need to bring that fucker down South where you can actually drive it without having a gang try to steal all the shiny shit off of it.

So....avoid parking it at a Walmart?

[Nitro Express]

This steering wheel was a small fortune to have made.

What did they do? Water jet it out of a piece of billet? The thing is it looks great and really ups the custom factor of the build.

[Von Halen]

Bad ass. You need to bring that fucker down South where you can actually drive it without having a gang try to steal all the shiny shit off of it.

Why do you think I carry that cannon of a .45 on my hip?!

[DONNIEP]

Why do you think I carry that cannon of a .45 on my hip?!

You damn well need it up there!

[Von Halen]

What did they do? Water jet it out of a piece of billet? The thing is it looks great and really ups the custom factor of the build.

Yes, they did water jet it. Not cheap to have done! Turned out great though.

[Kristy]

Why do you think I carry that cannon of a .45 on my hip?!

I don't know...small penis?

[Von Halen]

I don't know...small penis?

No, it's a cannon too. Maybe someday I'll fuck you in your ass just for proof.

[Nitro Express]

It's on a custom square tube chassis.

Almost like a Baja bug frame. Did you build the frame too? What did you do, take the pan out of a junker bug?

[DONNIEP]

So....avoid parking it at a Walmart?

If he let me borrow it I would drive it INSIDE the Walmart. Blastin' me some damn Hagar, doin' that pussy lickin' hand symbol thing he does, hell yeah!

That is what that's supposed to be, right? The whole pussy hand symbol thing? Because it kinda looks like Hagar's using his fingers to prop up somebody's balls...

[Von Halen]

The steering column is a polished aluminum tilt model made by Ididit.

[DONNIEP]

Wonder if anybody's gonna notice the smooth sides on that mofo...

[Kristy]

No, it's a cannon too. Maybe someday I'll fuck you in your ass just for proof.

You're funny. You ever came three feet near me I would cut your microsize balls off with zero hesitation and feed them to those rabid petting zoo monkeys you molest.

[Von Halen]

Almost like a Baja bug frame. Did you build the frame too? What did you do, take the pan out of a junker bug?

No, Berrien Buggy built the frame. I started out originally with a shortened pan from a 1969 Bug, but I scrapped that. The floorboards in mine are fiberglass. This thing is much stronger than a VW pan.

[Nitro Express]

Yes, they did water jet it. Not cheap to have done! Turned out great though.

It probably didn't take them too long to make the design on the computer and jet it out but they have the overhead to cover. Cheaper than having to make a mold and cast it at a foundry and before water jets that's the way they used to do it. I'm half tempted to get a 3D printer just to screw around with.