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Happy Birthday, Von Halen!
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Well Von, we'll have to have a beer on your company card to celebrate!
Happy birthday you old bastard!Comment
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Geezus..... you lame assed fucks can't even get birthdays right??
Fuck it.... back to my beerEat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Anyone who'd've bothered to read my post, which wasn't THAT long & was quite lovingly illustrated to boot would've realized this was all a gag.
But like everything else that's written on the internet, it became THE TRUTH!
Funny how only Zahzoo, you & Donnie figured it out...
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I wouldn't bang ANYONE wearing crocs. Not even Cindy Crawford.
Flip flops are ok on women's feet. It's dude's feet that are disgusting. If I ruled the world, I'd force every man to dress in those burkas, or whatever they're called, wear very dark sunglasses & army boots.
Male bodies are icky. I don't mind mine, though. In fact, mine's quite SEXEH!
Cheers!No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Baby blue crocks and lime green polyester lingerie from Walmart. That's a combination that would blow my dick to Uranus.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I'd bang her in the toilet.
But NO CROCS!
I do have to draw the line somewhere. I my be a perv, but I have this thing called dignity.
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No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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