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  • Katydid
    I am a Giant CUNT
    • Apr 2004
    • 2407
    #16
    You get out of here Teddy Boy. I don't own a cat...I never have time to laze around on my couch. But I do have a kick back chair.

    You are getting bad as the little man with the hammer following me around.

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      • Bob_R
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3834
        #17
        I lost my virginity to a guy in a pickup truck. His nickname was the "Cherry Picker". I regretted it. I thought he loved me. All he cared about was getting stoned and getting laid.
        Talk Classic Rock - The Official Message Board For Classic Rock -- Now on XenForo!

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          • BigBadBrian
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10625
            #18
            Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
            I wonder if Val digs anal.........
            No, she doesn't. She gives a good hummer though.
            “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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              • Bill Lumbergh
                ROCKSTAR

                • Mar 2004
                • 5472
                #19
                "Contrary to popular belief, Ed was rather large in the pants. Unfortunately, that was due to the fact that Sammy always had his hand in Ed's underwear............"

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                  • Big Troubles
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 8517
                    #20
                    LOL Good one Bill. I always thought Valerie Bertandernie was hot! What the fuck did she see in that drunk? Oh, maybe it was his fast fingers. :D She looks like she's a good finger puppet size...
                    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                      • Bill Lumbergh
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2004
                        • 5472
                        #21
                        "Cabo Wabo Tequila makes a GREAT lubricant.........it also helped wash the cob webs outta my snatch"

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                          • Hummarstra
                            Commando
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 1196
                            #22
                            GREAT SHIT, BILL!!!!!!!

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                              • Bill Lumbergh
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Mar 2004
                                • 5472
                                #23
                                Thought I would pull this dumbass old thread of mine up, just for the hell of it. Will be fun to watch it sink to the bottom quickly ! :D

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                                  • Nickdfresh
                                    SUPER MODERATOR

                                    • Oct 2004
                                    • 49567
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
                                    Thought I would pull this dumbass old thread of mine up, just for the hell of it. Will be fun to watch it sink to the bottom quickly ! :D
                                    Funny shit Bill!

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