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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120
    #1

    Joan Rivers dead ??

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58794
      #2
      Well, she's looked like a corpse for years, so who would notice?
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        • Von Halen
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Dec 2003
          • 7500
          #3
          That's not a nice thing to say FORD.

          Accurate though.

          She was probably having more plastic surgery.

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            • DONNIEP
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Mar 2004
              • 13373
              #4
              I'd bang her. Well, as long as she's not dead. If she is dead...I'd have to think about it.
              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • twonabomber
                  formerly F A T
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11195
                  #5
                  Her career's been dead for years!
                  Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120
                      #6
                      Originally posted by DONNIEP
                      I'd bang her. Well, as long as she's not dead. If she is dead...I'd have to think about it.
                      You're a detestable human being...

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                        • Von Halen
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Dec 2003
                          • 7500
                          #7
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          You're a detestable human being...
                          Why, because he says what you're thinking?

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                            • DONNIEP
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 13373
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              You're a detestable human being...
                              No I'm not. I'm mostly a make believe internet character. Just like you.
                              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                • twonabomber
                                  formerly F A T
                                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 11195
                                  #9
                                  This was probably the first time I laughed at Joan Rivers in a long time. "How dry is it?"
                                  Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                                    • Nitro Express
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 32798
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by FORD
                                      Well, she's looked like a corpse for years, so who would notice?
                                      They can just send her to Russia and put her next to Vladamir Lenin. Hey, the tomb is just across from Gum's Department store. Not far from Gucci and Cartier. Joan would like it. She's so full of plastic her corps will never decompose. It's a good place for her. We need to keep Joan out of landfills.
                                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 12678
                                          #11
                                          "throat surgery"....
                                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                            • Nitro Express
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 32798
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by twonabomber
                                              This was probably the first time I laughed at Joan Rivers in a long time. "How dry is it?"
                                              How dry is it? I've never seen Joan's pussy nor do I want to. I would imagine it's like over done roast beef that's been in the refrigerator long enough to grow some fuzz on it.
                                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                • Seshmeister
                                                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 35199
                                                  #13
                                                  Great scoop from the the NY Daily News...

                                                  Joan Rivers joked about her death day before surgery scare: ‘I’m 81 — I could go at any moment’
                                                  http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/joan-rivers-joked-death-day-surgery-scare-article-1.1920231
                                                  A beaming Joan Rivers joked about her mortality at a Manhattan gig just hours before she was rushed to the hospital. “She did a joke onstage, she goes, ‘I’m 81 — I could go …


                                                  Joan Rivers joked about her death day before surgery scare: 'I'm 81 — I could go at any moment'
                                                  Like she didn't joke about death in every appearance for the last 20 years

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                                                    • DONNIEP
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 13373
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                      How dry is it? I've never seen Joan's pussy nor do I want to. I would imagine it's like over done roast beef that's been in the refrigerator long enough to grow some fuzz on it.
                                                      Uh oh. Now you're a bad person too.
                                                      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                        • Nitro Express
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 32798
                                                          #15


                                                          I was born to be bad.
                                                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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