What did you do in school today?

[Kristy]

Not a run on, dumbass.

[Nitro Express]

Holy run on sentence...

Yesterday I learned about sacred tobacco and protocol in gifting elders...

See there you go. Tobacco is sacred. The Surgeon General can go fuck off.

[Nitro Express]

That is why every Super Lifer Optimist reaches down under the dash and hits the Nitro. Our face looks like we chased cars....but that is in my rear view mirror.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeuRUd7M0OQ

And I never use my real name on the intertubes...that might have been your first mistake. Second mistake is thinking that you have anything to spy on....share your kids and personal photos with people actually in the house... Third mistake is.....


Get more Andrei Sakharov and less believing in the bullshit. The interwebs have changed the world for the better. Porn.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrei_Sakharov

99% of what's on the interwebs is garbage. 1% is actually useful. Search engines have existed for 15 years. Are people smarter now than they were before searchable internet? Nope.

[Seshmeister]

99% of what's on the interwebs is garbage. 1% is actually useful.

The stuff about banks, bankers and banking.

[FORD]

See there you go. Tobacco is sacred. The Surgeon General can go fuck off.

Just because something is sacred doesn't mean it can't kill you.

[Hardrock69]

Today in school I watched a little boy got blown by a teacher's aide.

I reported the little boy, and got him thrown out of school. I also managed to get the teacher's aide a raise and a promotion.

Then I set fire to the principal's car, called the police, and had the parents of the child (who were there to pick up their child) arrested for arson.

Then to finish the day off, I hacked into the school's accounting records, transferred all of the funds for the fiscal year into the private bank account of the principal, then got him arrested for embezzlement. Then when they were searching his desk, they found the Uzi and a half a pound of heroin that I planted there. The principal is going away for a long time.

He will be ok though. I had already posted as the principal on his own Facebook page, telling all his friends that he was sorry to tell them this, but he liked having sex with farm animals.

Oh what fun.

[Hardrock69]

I forgot to mention that once the principal was safely in the back of the squad car, I dropped a scrap of paper next to the car door....it had a lengthy personal note written from the principal to the kid who was blowing the teacher's aide...talking about all the times the kid had blown him, and that the principal just found out he had bubonic plague....

I pointed out the note to one of the local TV news guys....you know...the ones who run the usual show "We are on your side! Tell us your story ideas and we will investigate!".

He picked it up and read it. The look on his face was priceless. The cop who was there asked him what it was. The reporter said he had dropped his grocery list. He said this as he was hurriedly getting into his car, and he zoomed out of there like a bat out of hell. I predict the local news will be very interesting tonight.

Oh, and I forgot to mention.....it is a highly prestigious Mormon elementary school in Provo, Utah. Why let the Catholics have all the fun? :-D

[ZahZoo]

Yesterday I learned about sacred tobacco and protocol in gifting elders...

Good deal... about time the elders around here got something thrown their way other than crap...

[cadaverdog]

Good deal... about time the elders around here got something thrown their way other than crap...

I agree. Gift me some of that sacred tobacco. I like the green variety that smells like a skunk.

[FORD]

I agree. Gift me some of that sacred tobacco. I like the green variety that smells like a skunk.

Different religion there. You're talking Rastafarianism

[Hardrock69]

It is about to be decriminalized in Jamaica, mon.

[Kristy]

I have over 100 questions to essay on the subject of measurement in antidemocratic "trends" such as:

Which of the following are the most important for a person to have or to be? (Mark X the three most important):

Artistic and sensuous
Popular, Good personality
Drive determination, will power
Broad, humanitarian social outlook
Neatness and good manners
Sensitivity and understanding
Efficiency, practicality, thrift
Intellectual and serious
Emotional expressiveness, warmth, intimacy
Kindness and charity


Others...

Novels and/or stories that tell people about what people think and feel are more interesting than those which mainly contain action, romance, and adventure.

To a greater extent than most people realize, our lives are governed by plots hatched in secret by politicians.

Too many people are living in a unnatural, soft way; we should return to the fundamentals, to a more red-blooded active way of life.

There are some activities so flagrantly un-American that, when responsible officials won't take the proper steps, the wide-awake citizen should take the law into their own hands.

Just some examples. Feel free to do my homework for me.

[Hardrock69]

You have no homework.

You are several hundred lines of code.

You do not exist in the real world.


Ok, so I encouraged several of my younger students to eat some library paste.

2 of them threw up on each other.

I sent them to the vice principal's office with instructions to vomit on HIM. I hate the vice principal.

One of them accomplished the mission successfully.

I then told him he was expelled from school forever and sent him home.

[Kristy]

Thanks Kirsten. As usual, you have nothing to offer to any one.

[Hardrock69]

At least I am a human being. Which is more than you can say, as you are just a hatebot.