Proof that Halloween is NOT Satanic!

[vandeleur]

When they're big fat chav baby mummas, it's bad. Real bad.

there is always some one who see's a d cup half empty

[DONNIEP]

When they're big fat chav baby mummas, it's bad. Real bad.

Depends on just how fat and how close to closing time. Cause when you're about to run out of booze, a roll with a semi Fattie starts looking pretty good...

[vandeleur]

There will be a mathematical equation that is relevant here .

Time of night x amount of drink divided by size of woman = worth a shot

[ZahZoo]

RayBan beer goggles required...

[vandeleur]

stellavision we have all suffered with it

[DONNIEP]

stellavision we have all suffered with it

And that's why you NEVER take em back to your place. It's a hell of a lot easier to get out of a, um, not so hot chick's place than get her out of yours. Cause you just know she's gonna want to go out for breakfast and you don't wanna be caught out in the daylight with a do'fer

[Nickdfresh]

I'm not sure how Halloween became a thing for adults. Or why any costume is improved by placing the word 'sexy' in front of it. 'Sexy witch' and so on.

"Sexy Fire-hydrant" makes my heart go putter-patter

[ashstralia]

Depends on just how fat and how close to closing time. Cause when you're about to run out of booze, a roll with a semi Fattie starts looking pretty good...

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