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Just like Samuel Roy Hagar, I say we shall honor his birthday all month long. We've got 5 days til the big party! (I bet DONNIE didn't think I would remember his birthday.) HA! Come on man, before I got my ass out of bed and started my own business... I could barely afford a half pint of RUBLE© vodka. I think RUBLE is French for rubbing alcohol...
uh huh
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!
You are my WOLFGANG VAN HALEN, brutha!!!!
You got me out of bed from drinking 24 hours a day, relocated back to sunny Florida and inspired me to start my own BIZNESS!!!
If it wasn't for all the cocaine money© and hookers™ you sent via the DONNIEP PIGGY BANK™ and ATMS and stuff I would have been found dead in my room from starvation™, dehydration™ or even excessive MASTURBATION™....
And just like the mindless masses who groupthink about WEIGHTGAIN VAN HALEN, you truly are my SAVIOR!
Happy Birthday Donniep, and have a Sammy Hagar Beach Rum™ on me you little devil!
30 days of Donniep begin now....
Sorta like that arc, my nigga Noah built for all his cows n' horses n' shit.....
You da man DONNIEP, I don't care how often to you talk to yaself in the shoutbox you rule duuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!
1-800-see-ya
(P.S. - Find Kim Kardashians ass)
Don't give Donnie too much credit man. It was those Tom Vu jedi master tricks you learned at the seminar. Now let's take that Cigarette boat of yours out to The Bahamas and lay siege to Nassau and sail away with someone's daughters.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Tom Vu is my fucking idol.... fuck David Lee Roth!
come to muh sem-me-nah!Comment
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Tom Vu is the man. He's going to teach us how to bring 80's decadence back! Have some guts! Make a decision! I'm going to make you rich Bud Fox! Winning!Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-19-2014, 02:38 PM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I don't think so... y'all definitely don't look older!!
No matter who's the elder... all these young punks and malcontents need to show some respect and honor!!
We started the party for them when they were still dry humping their Barney & Big Bird toys... they should be thankful to have such good hosts with the stamina to carry it a generation plus!!"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Happy Birthday Donnie!
If you were here, I'd let you take the FrankenBuggy out for a cruise!Comment
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Not only to the Walmart, but through the Walmart! Hell, I could blast some Best Of Both Worlds on that killer stereo right there in the beer section, get out and do the 5150 walk and then do a big ass burn out straight out the store! They'd make me like mayor or something!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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