The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

The Sheeeeeep Pen! Fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!

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[Dan]

So Much for My SOS.

[Matt White]

Ha!!!!


Yell louder!!!

[Dan]

Ha!!!!


Yell louder!!!

I Did But You Were Busy With All Of The Ladies.

[bueno bob]

Matt White is nothing if not a ladies man...

[binnie]

Hi De Hi motherfuckers!!!!!

[Dan]

Hi De Hi motherfuckers!!!!!

About Fucking Time.

Were You Too Busy,Hitting It?

[bueno bob]

Bout time!

This place is almost swingin'...

[VanHalener]

~Swingin' sledgehammers and smashing sheep skulls~

[Dan]

T.G.I.F. In The Sheep Pen.

Cheers.:bottle:

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Study says nearly every fan of Sammy Hagar engages in homosexual behavior
Wednesday, 17 June 2009

According to a recent study, almost every male fan of Sammy Hagar on Earth engages in homosexual behavior whether intentional or natural. Lead scientist on the study, Nathan Bailey, says the list includes, among others, red rockers, red heads, Hagaritas, and plain sheep.

"It's clear that same-sex sexual behavior extends far beyond the well-known examples that dominate both the scientific and popular literature, at least as far as Sammy Hagar's music is concerned," said Bailey, a postdoctoral researcher of biology at University of California, Riverside.

The study was published in today's edition of the journal Trends in Ecology and Evolution.

In some cases the fans are not aware that they are engaging in same-sex tendencies. One example are Hagaritas. According to the study, males in some cases will unintentionally cater to other males because they lack a gene which allows them to determine the sexes of other Hagar fans. Red Rockers have also been known to sometimes engage in homosexual behavior as a way to socially bond with other Red Rockers.

Bailey states that such actions might have a future effect on Hagar's musical evolution, but that science is only just beginning to research what the effects might be. Bailey also said that natural selection could be playing a role in what Hagar fans engage in homosexual behavior.

"Like any other behavior that doesn't lead directly to reproduction — such as aggression or altruism — same-sex behavior can have evolutionary consequences that are just now beginning to be considered - of course, we can thank hits like 'I Can't Drive 55', 'Two Sides of Love' and 'Your Love is Driving Me Crazy' for this," Bailey said.

He added that "same-sex behaviors — courtship, mounting or parenting — are traits that may have been shaped by natural selection, a basic mechanism of evolution that occurs over successive generations."

Scientists included in the study research on the origins of homosexual behavior in Sammy's fanbase, examining whether the behavior is adaptive in a fans environment, and whether it happens often.

But Binnie hates Hagar...

[bueno bob]

But Binnie hates Hagar...

What a conundrum!

Good to see ya, Shaun!

[Dan]

Spring Is In The Air,Time To Shave Some Sheep.

[bueno bob]

Hey,

FUCK CHICKENFOOT!!!

That is all.

[Dan]

RIP,ChickenFoot.