The Sheep Pen

[Dan]

Party On,Cruise Director.:D

Let Me Put On Something New.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Christ, I'm bored.

I'm too much of a pussy to bother going out when its so fucking cold.

I'm too much of a dick to actually INVITE someone to enter my home (seriously...who the fuck do they think they are?).

I'm more of a restaurant/jazz club type than a "club wid bangin' toooones" type (possibly because I have germaphobic tendacies and get pissed off when people play shit music).

I'm too much of a stubborn arsehole to go back on my word.

I look too much like that Robert Pattinson twat to pull any girl over the age of 9.

I'm too much of a normal, non-sick human being to be OK with that.

Do you know what its like...all revved up with no place to go...?

Christ, I'm bored.

Thus ends my lonely late night Friday poetry.

[Dan]

Thanks For That, Doc.:D

[Dan]

Maybe A Bottle Of Vodka Would Warm You Up.:D

[Dan]

Last Weekend Before Xmas And The Shopping Malls Were Very Light.Car-Parks Not Full So I Think This Year The Peeps Are Leaving It Very Late To Buy Gifts.:D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Maybe A Bottle Of Vodka Would Warm You Up.:D

Literally way ahead of you.

[Dan]

And A Dirty Mag,Too.:D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

^^^

I don't need a dirty mag in the Sheep Pen...pron is all around (even if it does star Bill for the most part).

Why would I need to PAY for a mag?

[Dan]

Bill,He's Still On The Wham World Tour.:D

[Dan]

^^^

I don't need a dirty mag in the Sheep Pen...pron is all around (even if it does star Bill for the most part).

Why would I need to PAY for a mag?

You Mean You Didn't Buy The Mag,Santa's Hot Babes Of 2009?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

^^^

No...got it free...

Wish I could say the same for my sex life...

[Dan]

I Will Buy You A Doll For Xmas.:D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

HA! You don't have to do that...
















































...make it a brunette, not a blonde...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

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[Dan]

HA! You don't have to do that...



...make it a brunette, not a blonde...

With How Many Holes?

And What Colour?

What Size Too?