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  • Candy Girl

    Originally posted by Dan
    Still Waiting On Those Boobs,Binnie.:D
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    How to Stop Staring at a Girl's Boobs

    originated by:Anonymous, Rob S, Khbirder, Dave Crosby (see all)


    Have you ever been in class or perhaps at a party and out of the corner of your eye you notice a beautiful girl with large boobs? You gather up your courage to go talk to her, but you can't keep your eyes off her boobs? Here are some steps to help you in that and other similar situations.


    Steps

    1. Make eye contact with her when you talk to her. It's polite, and most likely her face will have some attractive feature.

    2. You can also talk about her shoes, earrings, and so forth, but not too much or she might think you're interested in something you really aren't.

    3. Talk to her about anything: movies, school, current events, anything that at least partially distracts you from her breasts.

    4. You might get an erection from looking too long at her breasts. So don't stare. Look at her face. Look deep into her eyes. This doesn't mean look at another girl's breasts.

    5. If you are sure she isn't looking, take a quick glance at her breasts to relieve yourself, but don't forget to look away, as they can be hypnotic.

    6. Don't daydream about girl's breasts, especially if you are in class. The teacher may call you out on it and jar you with a question, if you look spaced-out and have that silly smile on your face.

    Tips

    * Make a vow to only stare at them a few minutes a day, and then lower the number of minutes each day until you reach an equilibrium quotient.
    * When outdoors, wear sunglasses, so she will not be able to see where your eyes are looking.
    * The more you treat her respectfully, you increase your chances that she will show you her entire boobs in an appropriate place. This is what dreams are made of.
    * Get to know the girl in question, if you would like to become her boyfriend. That way you could see her boobs more often.

    Warnings

    * Don't look off into space while talking to her if you are that afraid of looking at her boobs. Try to practice looking them in their eyes while talking to them. Then before you know it you'll be fine.
    * If you find it hard to look at her eyes stare at the space between them.

    :tongue0011:

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    • Isaac R.
      Head Fluffer
      • Dec 2006
      • 481

      Well, jeez...kinda takes all the fun outta being a pervert now don't it.

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      • Dan
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12194

        Pervert,How Dare You.:D
        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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        • Dan
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12194

          Talking About Perverts,Where is Binnie?:D
          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • Candy Girl

            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Well, jeez...kinda takes all the fun outta being a pervert now don't it.

            Well now, I would think it would have to depend on what's under that coat.

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              Some Nuts And Fresh Cheese I Think.:D
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • Candy Girl

                Now you're making me hungry.....
                (not what you're thinking, so stop it)

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  How Rude.:D
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • Candy Girl

                    For all you guys...is this what you are thinking?

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12194

                      Great 19,000th Post,Candy Girl.:D
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                      • Dan
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12194

                        Cake,Beers And Dirty Girls For The Male Pen Crew And A Dirty Guy For The Female Crew.:D

                        20,000 Posts,Here We Come.:D
                        Last edited by Dan; 03-02-2010, 12:16 AM.
                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Candy Girl

                          Originally posted by Dan
                          Cake,Beers And Dirty Girls For The Male Pen Crew And A Dirty Guy For The Female Crew.:D

                          20,000 Posts,Here We Come.:D
                          Hey....just one guy? No fair!
                          Last edited by Guest; 03-02-2010, 12:17 AM.

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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12194

                            You Get The 19,000th Post And You Want More Guys?

                            Ok,Two Then.:D
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              Originally posted by Candy Girl
                              For all you guys...is this what you are thinking?
                              i have that t-shirt
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • Dan
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 12194

                                Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                                i have that t-shirt
                                And The Boobs Too.
                                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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